I don't know why you got facepalmed, it's a reasonable request.
My GF got a heavy concussion the morning after you wrote this, so I didn't see it until after she'd been injured. I've been taking care of her since.
Being online, doing minor stuff, no problem. Focusing on volunteering work when my GF sleeps 12h+ a day, can't look at light or hear loud noises without her head pounding and splitting, etc... not gonna happen.
When I have the surplus and time I'll contact you about it. What I'd be doing specifically is proofread.