Let me put this to (semi-)rest. MDots is the one who put forth the “sex with a dog” idea. Hearsz and I differ. Then a lot of fans differ based on “lack of agency” on the part of the dog - similar to why we don’t have underage sex, due to lack of agency.
Currently MDots has not countered the no votes from Hearsz and myself.
me, personally, I have three other reasons why dog sex sucks:
1 - I don’t find it sexy (but then, I don’t find foot or urine fetishes sexy, but we have a little of both);
2 - Imo, there is no way to make the facial features of a dog look sexy during sex - unlike that of a human; and
3 - Scientifically, sex with a dog is NOT about thrusting and friction, which is what would stimulate a human female vagina. Instead, it is about a dog locking their penis and vagina in place, turning butt to butt, and standing in place for 30 minutes to an hour while the female is inseminated.
(Though it might be funny to reenact the actual biology of sex with a dog with D and have it devolve into D just being stuck in connection with Fido while the 30-60 minute wait takes place).
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Here is a description of dog sex:
Here’s how dog sex goes down. When the male attempts to mount the female, his penis is flaccid. In humans, this would constitute a non-starter, but canines are aided by a tiny bone called a baculum.
Most of us have seen a dog hump. The legs of dinner party guests you were hoping to impress usually take the brunt of such advances, and the resulting motion is not unlike what humans do while having sex. However, the two performances are surprisingly different.
Humans hump to create friction. Friction stimulates the genitals and causes the male to ejaculate. However, when a male dog humps, he’s mostly just trying to get his reproductive organ in the right spot. (Outside of reproduction, both male and female dogs hump. Canine researcher
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, including excitement, dominance, and friendship.)
Once the penis is safely inside, true doggy style takes another turn away from the position that shares a name with
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. Blood rushes into the base of the penis, called
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, causing the organ to swell in size. At the same time, the female’s vagina contracts against the penis, creating what’s known as a “copulatory tie,” “coital tie,” or best of all, “dog knot.” The male and female are now physically, literally locked into one another. According to
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, the main payload of sperm is delivered within 80 seconds of entry, but the dogs have only just begun.
As a way of sealing the deal, the male dog will now swing a leg up over the female’s back and stand directly behind her. To clarify, the dogs are still connected, via penis locked into vagina, but they will now stand
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until the erection subsides—which usually lasts around 25 minutes but can exceed an hour. More semen is ejaculated during this phase, which is thought to help push the first responders into the uterus and possibly initiate contractions of the uterine tubes.
Apparently, dogs doing it for the first time can get a little freaked out about the prolonged attachment, as do first-time dog breeders. If you should ever find yourself in this situation,
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suggests you prevent the female dog from trying to rip free from the male, because doing so can cause serious injury to the penis. Breeding websites recommend you
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.
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now, there has been discussion about a dog being in the room during sex and how they tend to get interested in a “licking” fashion - but that is obviously not the “dog sex” fantasy that, as we learned, is an unrealistic fantasy.