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Hold on while I throw on my nerd glasses.

Alcohol in high concentrations without the sugars associated with alcoholic beverages actually makes a good solvent with which to clean your beloved gun.

Carry on.
We're expecting more than the gun to be cleaned by that young lady. Now, whether it's his clock or his cock, remains to be seen.
 
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Now i'm fully expecting to be able to woo the hitman.. err.. woman to end up as a love interest whith whom i can form a happy couple. Hitmen are rarely into that jazz unfortunately :( Way too much addicted to the thrill of a dangerous lifestyle. But this is a darn fantasy, imma gonna stick to my daydreams about women in porn games who aren't compelte idiots, are not just badass bitches but smart, self-reliant, highly dangerous and.. totally fell for the mc's rugged charm! I can be very romantic. There. I said it.
 
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Now i'm fully expecting to be able to woo the hitman.. err.. woman to end up as a love interest whith whom i can form a happy couple. Hitmen are rarely into that jazz unfortunately :( Way too much addicted to the thrill of a dangerous lifestyle. But this is a darn fantasy, imma gonna stick to my daydreams about women in porn games who aren't compelte idiots, are not just badass bitches but smart, self-reliant, highly dangerous and.. totally fell for the mc's rugged charm! I can be very romantic. There. I said it.
Alas she wants us deader than a dead thing ... that dead thing being her boyfriend who's skull we turned into powder with a rock.

Although she did blow up our house and, i'm assuming, large porn collection so i'd say we're even .... she disagrees.

Still want to fuck her rifle though.
 
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Alas she wants us deader than a dead thing ... that dead thing being her boyfriend who's skull we turned into powder with a rock.
Every classic drama starts like this, with genuine hatred that blooms into all-consuming love that overcomes all.
 

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Alas she wants us deader than a dead thing ... that dead thing being her boyfriend who's skull we turned into powder with a rock.

Although she did blow up our house and, i'm assuming, large porn collection so i'd say we're even .... she disagrees.

Still want to fuck her rifle though.
I'm gonna be completely honest, until you mentioned us killing her boyfriend I forgot that she was the woman who was sleeping in the bed and we could grope. Just for the record I did not grope her while she was sleeping so I find the house explosion a little overboard, arson would have been sufficient reprisal for my crimes.
 
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Hm, outfit game?
So far à game around that could be quite neat, where one receive ownership of a clothing shop.
From where the branches are quite open.

Just thinking, if the inheritor is the MC of this game depending on who is with him, as its a new city, mafia is close or something (what about mafia + immigrants, something tied to Mi-Do?
Etc, good point being the limitless amount of items. Hmm.
Something to keep in mind for open MW, since compatible with old mods, there is a lot of option from start.
Then, résolution and optimised as probably to be considered.
Tbs.
 

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Just for the record I did not grope her while she was sleeping so I find the house explosion a little overboard, arson would have been sufficient reprisal for my crimes.
Given the way she just murdered a police officer for no real reason (I guess because he was attempting a traffic stop or something which annoyed her) I don't think the words "appropriate force" are within this woman's lexicon.
 
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Given the way she just murdered a police officer for no real reason (I guess because he was attempting a traffic stop or something which annoyed her) I don't think the words "appropriate force" are within this woman's lexicon.
I had the impression that cop was going to make her strip for him so she realized it and killed him ( well I think she would kill him anyway regardless of the reason )
 

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Holy shit, i was not expecting ...you know a really good story (lil thick on the omigodimgonnadie) all i'm thinking right now is god dammit i hope Judy is ok she was really close to that explosion and God fucking dammit between this game and Andrea (my sweet angel) from Dreaming of Dana, i now find it hot when a girl calls me daddy. i have shamed my family. Though most of them would not be in the least bit surprised.
 

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And if that bitch hurt my Judy imma send her to that guy from The Company game to sort her shit out, turn her into a cock hungry bimbo while she is screaming in her own mind, damn bitch, patrick kills all kinda people but i can't kill him one time? Hardly seems fair. When is the next update? i barely care about the porn part (MASSIVE LIE THE PORN PART IS AWESOME) i just need to know if Judy is ok. Also am i the olny one who did not take advantage of Mido?
 

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And if that bitch hurt my Judy imma send her to that guy from The Company game to sort her shit out, turn her into a cock hungry bimbo
Mmmmh that sounds tempting. I hope Judy is hurt then and i'm gonna wait a little then quietly buy a certain new bimbo it seem:cool:
 
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Just an idea, just a thought to toss out there but....

Have you considered having the MC walk up to the crazy blonde killer woman and, just a thought remember, apologising for turning her boyfriends face into paste?

Might save him from being blown up some more.

I mean, she seems the forgiving type.
 
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