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And here we see some of the reasoning behind why I was and still am a choirboy. In HS they tried to recruit me to the wrestling team (I'm long armed and tall, and was quite skinny at the type). My thought process was hmmm choir where I'm 1 of 2 guys and the only straight one with 25+ women... or wrestling with sweaty dudes in unitards. I'll pass on the wrestling.
That was pretty much my reasoning in HS.
Either choose the crafting/technik lesson with only boys and a teacher which hated my guts, or go to the cooking lesson with 2 other boys, all the girls, and some really good food---obvious choice :LOL:
 
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That was pretty much my reasoning in HS.
Either choose the crafting/technik lesson with only boys and a teacher which hated my guts, or go to the cooking lesson with 2 other boys, all the girls, and some really good food---obvious choice :LOL:
And the best part is the other boys tease you, but you just smirk to yourself, keep your mouth shut and go back to all the girls. :) :cool:
 

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What kind of elder god did dev sell his soul too that allows him to make a game with competently written characters (in comparison to other similar games) with x3 as many characters in a roughly similar amount of time :KEK:
The ancient god of planification and management.:KEK:
 
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Going by the portentous 'Gorilla Glory' meter, I assume we're going to join the wrestling club in Ep4
I think they play lacrosse or soccer, I don't remember.
(and I hope meet real live human males that I've heard attend this university).
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Does anyone else have a deep desire to beat the shit out of Ross (Kat's boyfriend and captain of the Gorillas) and become captain?
Beating up ross? of course, becoming leader of the gorillas, not so much.
 
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That was the sport, I forgot about it. :HideThePain:
It's a university in England, you can bet there will be a football (soccer) team, there will probably be a lacrosse team too.

Funny enough (and I could be wrong here, it has been years since I've been to uni) wrestling clubs, like walker188 said, they're not really here in the UK, we don't need them, we have that for mentioned Rugby we can use to beat other people
 

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Anyone can tell me how the harem wars works? I beat the girls one time and get a card, ok. But it seems to unlock a new difficulty after that. Is there any reason to keep going afterwards? There was a girl I won against 3 times but I don't know if I'm just repeating the second match at that point.
 

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Anyone can tell me how the harem wars works? I beat the girls one time and get a card, ok. But it seems to unlock a new difficulty after that. Is there any reason to keep going afterwards? There was a girl I won against 3 times but I don't know if I'm just repeating the second match at that point.
Harem wars is a unique game and works nothing like Triple Triad as a result we don't really know how it works...

Nah in all honesty, it's just a bit of fun. There does seem to be a bit of a glitch with card winning at moment, but you'll only win on card per opponent, So once you've won once, that's it's, Not much point in continuing
 

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Just played it again without walkthrough or cheats. i really like it. the art, the story and the mc

finally an mc that isnt a complete douchebag or a complete loser. just a normal person that a bit lucky. which is honestly so rare in adults games, no idea why

i think the only that would make this better would be to add more interaction but that would make this a different game than a kinatic novel
 
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finally an mc that isnt a complete douchebag or a complete loser. just a normal person that a bit lucky. which is honestly so rare in adults games, no idea why
Well we don't know if he isn't a loser yet, it may be premature to even consider him lucky
the MC may be an unwilling participant of some sort of elaborate social experiment, trying to prove men will shag anything given the chance



i think the only that would make this better would be to add more interaction but that would make this a different game than a kinatic novel
This is my biggest gripe, I mean here we have the great triple tri... I mean new fresh harem wars and no opportunity to play it, hoping the next "party" kina event you can just challenge anyone
 
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Well we don't know if he isn't a loser yet, it may be premature to even consider him lucky
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Can you imagine the bureaucratic hoops you'd have to jump through, the ethics boards, etc., let alone fighting for a funding grant, to get permission to do that sort of experiment? It's a great conceit for a game, but would be a nightmare in reality. Basically criminal.
 

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Can you imagine the bureaucratic hoops you'd have to jump through, the ethics boards, etc., let alone fighting for a funding grant, to get permission to do that sort of experiment? It's a great conceit for a game, but would be a nightmare in reality. Basically criminal.
Oh it's definitely not something that could ever happen now, maybe in the 40s when rules and regs were a little less tight. But as you said great concept for a game ad that's indeed what we have here. There's no reason why in the world where Elmwood is set they are bothered about ethics and fairness
 

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Oh it's definitely not something that could ever happen now, maybe in the 40s when rules and regs were a little less tight. But as you said great concept for a game ad that's indeed what we have here. There's no reason why in the world where Elmwood is set they are bothered about ethics and fairness
Well, other than the rest of the game is very closely bound to reality in general and the UK in particular. There's a bit of handwavy porn logic, and the mentioned conceit, but everything else is trying to be grounded. Imo.
 

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Well, other than the rest of the game is very closely bound to reality in general and the UK in particular. There's a bit of handwavy porn logic, and the mentioned conceit, but everything else is trying to be grounded. Imo.
Oh I don't deny the fact the game is at least grounded in a sense of realism. To be fair most actually are. There is always a bit of handwaving here and there, and most fictional stories almost always have an element of the suspension of disbelief (there's one in this game right at start, there's no chance the police are not getting called if a half naked man is found in a girls house)

Theres being grounded in reality and then there's being grounded in serious reality. Just because something seems to be following the social norms and stuff, doesn't mean there can't be something outlandish later. This can make any twist that come later somewhat unexpected as it's not where you expected it to go.

Though I do understand it can go the other way and ruin the story. If the world and characters have been set up in a believable that left field twist just feels out of place.

But there has been a few what seem like Chekovs guns laid down in this chapter. The talk of a test subject not knowing they are, the Femsoc girl stating a preditor can be anyone, the same girl lying to you about how you got in the room. They could easily turn into nothing. But there is groundwork being set up for something
 

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Ok, did I missed something? All of sudden MC says "It's time for my date with Paris" and he goes to meet her in park? Which date? When is it arranged? Who invited who? All I remember of her is some conversation at party (first update, I think) but I don't remember any option to invite her on a date? It doesn't make any sense. How did it happened? Is it a bug or I forgot there was possibility to arrange a date with her?
There is a bug in Ch. 3 that forces MC to go on the date with Paris, even if player chooses not to do anything with her. I purposefully avoided her due to her friend association group that has characters that I want nothing to do with, but the date still happened without any scenes explaining why.
 

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The latest update links that should fix all the reported stuff.


You might want to replay the episode because there were many wrong love points awarded.
 

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The latest update links that should fix all the reported stuff.


You might want to replay the episode because there were many wrong love points awarded.
It's unlikely to affect anything going forward, but there's a typo in the end of episode summary (e3debrief) that means it won't acknowledge if the MC made both Tasha and Ashley reach climax during the massage:
Python:
    if "I made them cum simulataneously!" in t_choice:
        scene e3massage15cbw with fade
        "{i}{color=#ff7f27}{size=60}...and you made them orgasm at the same time!"
-> simultaneously

Just in case anyone else gets worried by it not being mentioned.
 

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It's unlikely to affect anything going forward, but there's a typo in the end of episode summary (e3debrief) that means it won't acknowledge if the MC made both Tasha and Ashley reach climax during the massage:
Python:
    if "I made them cum simulataneously!" in t_choice:
        scene e3massage15cbw with fade
        "{i}{color=#ff7f27}{size=60}...and you made them orgasm at the same time!"
-> simultaneously

Just in case anyone else gets worried by it not being mentioned.
Literally unplayable, nothing makes lil' Dawie go soft like spelling errors
 
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