1. CougarI always see Nancy really high up on everyone's lists and I don't get it? I mean I get the older woman/was babysitter thing, but that's normally like 12 year old having a crush on a 17 year old babysitter or something.
Orion left Kredon at 8 years old, meaning in the babysitting flashback he would have been a maximum of 8 and Nancy would have been nearly 30. I mean I get it's a game and who gives a shit ultimately, but theoretically, doesn't that make Nancy a bit creepy?
2. Goes after what she wants, no teenager mind games
3. Took over a server with ease and looking good doing it
4. Dat booty, for that mature jiggle
5. Rides better than a 3 legged bull at a rodeo
6. Dalia and Penny got half those genes
7. Owns a house in this housing market
8. Whole milk containers that make Walmart blush
9. Since she is hot, mysterious not creepy.