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Tomatoes14

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It's impressive how I found this site through this game years ago and it still brings endless entertainment through sheer incompetence and greed. How does a man try to make a game greedier than chinese gacha. It's literally a degenerate coomer game, no one should be paying for this. HAVE SOME DIGNITY.
 

RoadAnarchy

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Jun 9, 2021
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It's impressive how I found this site through this game years ago and it still brings endless entertainment through sheer incompetence and greed. How does a man try to make a game greedier than chinese gacha. It's literally a degenerate coomer game, no one should be paying for this. HAVE SOME DIGNITY.
This thread alone is worth it because of all the Memes and jokes. Some years ago, this game looked really promising, before all the gacha horseshit and season passes. It was a glorified scene viewer, but a good-looking one at that. So I and many others got pretty pissed at the general direction this game took.
But now, being really honest with you lad, even if this game did a 180 and turned out good by some miracle I already lost my interest in it.
But seeing people memeing about Helies is funny, and it feels good to see people protesting against anti-consumer practices like this, I'm tired of season passes and microtransactions in almost every game that is released nowadays, it's predatory and too greedy for my tastes.
With this game, we have all that and the game has not even been released yet.
Funnily enough, the thread that is trashing this game is the best part of the said game.
 

grunt_pepper

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Aug 8, 2017
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It's impressive how I found this site through this game years ago and it still brings endless entertainment through sheer incompetence and greed. How does a man try to make a game greedier than Chinese gacha.
The really hilarious part is that if Helius had actually tried to deliver on the three games, instead of repeatedly scamming and lying to people, he'd be swimming in money, instead of having to squeeze his Patreon paypigs for every last cent they have.
 

Nihil5320

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Jul 2, 2022
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The really hilarious part is that if Helius had actually tried to deliver on the three games, instead of repeatedly scamming and lying to people, he'd be swimming in money, instead of having to squeeze his Patreon paypigs for every last cent they have.
To be fair to him he probably has made a lot from this Patreon whilst expending very little on actual dev costs. I mean the man took a ~14 month break and came out the other side with what looked like a few months of low quality work to show for it, the game literally didn't work for a further few months as a result and he still has ~13k subs. His only real expenditure seems to be commissioning concept art and purchasing stock assets, he even has an unpaid mod team!

Say what you will about the game, obviously it's hilariously bad and we're all just waiting for the drama that happens when Helius switches the servers off, but it has almost definitely been hugely profitable.
 

Vrylia

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Mar 4, 2023
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La parte realmente divertida es que si Helius realmente hubiera intentado cumplir con los tres juegos, en lugar de estafar y mentir repetidamente a la gente, estaría nadando en dinero, en lugar de tener que exprimir a sus pagos de Patreon hasta el último centavo que tienen.
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¿Sería? Más bien está nadando en dinero, solo hay que multiplicar los patreons que tiene por dos dólares, que serán sus ganancias, y sale a por un buen pellizco.
 

SortaLewd

Member
Feb 26, 2019
348
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Not long before Starfield releases. If modding takes off anything like Skyrim, there's a good chance Starfield will sate whatever kinks people were looking for in this game minus microtransactions, gacha, and online requirements. Here's hoping the horny people on Loverslab does what Helius refuses to do and delivers a scifi porn experience without greedy developer practices.
 

princess bride

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Aug 18, 2018
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I've been away for some time now, I'm grieving the loss of an important person.

I took the time to read some of these posts, if anything it could help me clear my thoughts a little, maybe even get a laugh out of Helies Memes.
The biggest problem when it comes to Helius in my opinion is that he can get away with pretty much anything with this project, I mean really. Even if he drops this project to go do another thing, no one knows his face or real name, so he can rebrand himself.
Helius hire people to make assets for him, he is a "Director", and he doesn't have a recognisable "shtick " to him aside from lying, meaning? He can always rebrand himself and start a new project under a different alias.
And just for reference, Eromancer another porn game creator, the bloke has been stalling his games forever and is using AI to make the art for his game and the cash keeps flowing.
Maybe there is no "stopping" this kind of thing... But bloody hell! Things like that piss me off.
The Live Service of AAA games is their model here, that's why the Gacha and "In game currency" are important to them. These guys don't aim to make a fun erotic game, they aim to empty your wallet, this shitty ass stale of a game has been like this for a long time now, they wanna milk everything out of their audience just to change their names and go make another shitty cash grab...these devs are like leeches, pretty accurate state for AAA devs nowadays!
 

yessiyuri1

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Sep 14, 2022
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There was a new update yesterday, idk what it was for but it seems like QoL updates.
After clicking "Play" inside steam it was a mere seconds before the game opened. It used to take a minute or two.
Game felt snappier. They changed the UI a little.

FYI: gallery still looks like SHIT. No where near the "quality" of these other photo's.

(4k OLED, i7 11th gen, 64 gb dual ram, 3070 rtx 8gb: gigabyte laptop)(Changing from 4k to 2k takes everything down 5-10%)
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LET ME KNOW if you want any other photo's.
I would record a video but I doubt I'd be able to upload it anywhere..

Have a good day!
 

psycho-pooch

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Jul 16, 2023
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Did they ever fixed the scaling/resolution problem?
I don't know how to describe it but there is a bug (in the cracked version anyway) that the textures don't load properly, e.g. the stockings or models just lack the resolution you expect.

If they did fix that I would actually be willing to pay 10 bucks for someone to crack it, so that everyone can profit.
 
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princess bride

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Aug 18, 2018
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There was a new update yesterday, idk what it was for but it seems like QoL updates.
After clicking "Play" inside steam it was a mere seconds before the game opened. It used to take a minute or two.
Game felt snappier. They changed the UI a little.

FYI: gallery still looks like SHIT. No where near the "quality" of these other photo's.

(4k OLED, i7 11th gen, 64 gb dual ram, 3070 rtx 8gb: gigabyte laptop)(Changing from 4k to 2k takes everything down 5-10%)
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LET ME KNOW if you want any other photo's.
I would record a video but I doubt I'd be able to upload it anywhere..

Have a good day!
With a Setup like yours it should run really smooth to perfection, goes to show their optimization is horrendous for sure
 

yessiyuri1

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Sep 14, 2022
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Did they ever fixed the scaling/resolution problem?
I haven't played enough to know about that, but in the previous version it did.
I played harem mode alone once (or at least the server showed as empty) and things felt great.
I have also logged in and my whole screen looked like it was being streamed from some server.
This new version, at least to me, looked different. I would say "updated".
There were like 15 people in the server when I logged in and I didn't get any resolution problems.
I was also using a VPN and didn't experience anything more weird than what you would expect from that(slow loads).

It was kind of difficult to give a fuck and keep the game open, when there's just soo much OTHER shit that I need to think about.
3 different forms of currency, multiple types of cards, sanity loss, regen, store, research passes, accessories, likes.
It's literally every fucking component I HATE about games all in one, with nothing I like.

I might be able to push more into it if there was some type of story, like if any of my actions had a point to them.
But they don't.

With a Setup like yours it should run really smooth to perfection, goes to show their optimization is horrendous for sure
RDR2 at modest ultra 4k runs a little better than this(story mode)
 

chinpoppo

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Jun 6, 2017
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there was update for like 1 gig, but i don't see any change logs, yes i'm one of those unfortunate who decided to believe helius and actually pledged, thanks fuck once.
 
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hu lover

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Jul 27, 2022
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there was update for like 1 gig, but i don't see any change logs, yes i'm one of those unfortunate who decided to believe helius and actually pledged, thanks fuck once.
You actually saw an update of 1 GB? I can't find any updates for this game. I am surprised you found an update for it. What is the most recent update for this game? if you don't mind my asking.
 
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