Wow. "it's hot, maybe I'll buy an air conditioner next year"
deffo not an American. One year it got really hot really early in the spring. I went to the local appliance shop and I wound up out at night with half a parking lot full of AMERICANS who weren't gonna wait another damn DAY for that precious cool air. Cools off a lot faster in Germany though, depending. I was in Eschweiler one autumn and hail started pelting down (*_*)
Well there he goes/ Out from the office to the street/ His summer clothes/ Cannot protect him from the heat...
Too hot to bear, oh, no/ His swimming pool/ He's set his life, oh, yeah/ For MAXIMUM COOL
He's an air-conditioned man.