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allanl9020142

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lmao, ok alpha male, my bad. i know nothing about women, please educate me
Well you see, Phillip. Women have a vageener and men have a peener. Coitus occurs when two or more individuals rub butts together until a mega butt is formed. And that is where babies come from. You get it now? This is pretty advanced stuff I'm telling you. You should feel pretty lucky that I chose to impart this knowledge, buddy. :p

Neonghosts says every girl has complications standing in the way of a healthy relationship with the mc
But don't worry everyone that just means I have simp even harder for these beauties
Simping is tiring work
But I must ascend to the next level if I'm to help these lovely ladies
It's honestly pretty impressive how you manage to do all that simping across at least 3 or 4 VNs (that I know of). I applaud you for your effort.

Also not gonna lie, I'm starting to like Risa a lot after the latest update. I don't know what that says about me and I don't care.
 

Joshy92

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Well you see, Phillip. Women have a vageener and men have a peener. Coitus occurs when two or more individuals rub butts together until a mega butt is formed. And that is where babies come from. You get it now? This is pretty advanced stuff I'm telling you. You should feel pretty lucky that I chose to impart this knowledge, buddy. :p


It's honestly pretty impressive how you manage to do all that simping across at least 3 or 4 VNs (that I know of). I applaud you for your effort.

Also not gonna lie, I'm starting to like Risa a lot after the latest update. I don't know what that says about me and I don't care.
I actually simp in about twenty visual novels lol
Like I said it's tiring work
But beautiful & sweet ladies are worth it
 

NewTricks

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I actually simp in about twenty visual novels lol
Like I said it's tiring work
But beautiful & sweet ladies are worth it
Steps to stronger simping:

1. Eat nothing but mayonnaise whipped together with soy protein. You may substitute vegemite if you live in Australia/NZ.
2. Go to the gym but only work on the supine bicycle
3. Build a shrine to your waifus in every room of your home with pumpkin spice scented candles
3. Sleep in a harem of body pillows

Do these steps and you shall ascend to the next level and be ready to go super simp.
 

Dessolos

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Guys I think I might be a horny pervert
I keep thinking about Mason and Nicki eating each other out
And while they are doing that, I'll be super romantic and tell them how beautiful they are
I would also hold their hands of course.
hand holding is too far for you only pinky holding is allowed until marriage.
 
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NeonGhosts

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tldr; Still chipping away! Trying to make a big push this week to get some of the chapter sorted and out to playtesters.

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Guys I think I might be a horny pervert
I keep thinking about Mason and Nicki eating each other out
And while they are doing that, I'll be super romantic and tell them how beautiful they are
I would also hold their hands of course.
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Dessolos

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Guys I think I might be a horny pervert
I keep thinking about Mason and Nicki eating each other out
And while they are doing that, I'll be super romantic and tell them how beautiful they are
I would also hold their hands of course.
Okay I admit I wasn't sold on mason as a LI personally just someone I want the MC to protect but after the dev update post on here Nicki and Mason look so cute together tho Nicki always looks like a 11/10 to me.
 
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