how do you take a selfie for chanel?
To take a selfie you need to got to your room (2nd to the park) and without visiting other screens click on messages, there should be a button there. It's not programmed in a good way as it checks if lastvisited("Player Room") is 2, meaning if you go player room -> contacts -> messages or something you cant send a selfie.
Can't get the guard to spawn, Tried saving/reloading, Tried starting a new game, The Guard is non-existent, So I am just going to delete this game and play something that actually works
The guard appears while you are dancing.
I can't suck dick at the gloryhole. When I wait for customers, it goes blank
Yup there is a bug there, if you want you can change it yourself in the html. Just open in a text editor, search for $energy and change it to $CurHP. Should be 2 places where you need to change it (gh as a guy and gh as a girl).
Now my comments about the game: It's tedious, there are a lot of steps to get from A to B, ie if you want to start working after you slept you need to "leave room"->"go downstairs"->"leave house"->"go to city"->"lab"->"enter laboratory"->"go to hallway"->"lab". A quicker way to navigate and leave the house would help a lot, also moving the timecheck to the reception would allow a removal of the enter lab button.
In addition there some situations where an action is dependant on waiting for a specific day which can be infuriating if it was the day before (ie, something can only be done fridays and it's saturday). Some content can only be reached by waiting a long time: to get all mails from hr (and therefor be allowed to enter the hr office once) you need to 'not' work for 3 weeks.
The amount of content is small, but this should not be surprising for a 0.1.0. A lot of stuff is not yet used (skills are almost irrelevant atm, lots of rooms are there for just 1 action). Some items you buy wont show up in your toybox/wardrobe, some actions repeat themselves (getting caught peeping with a spycam a 2nd time shows the same event).
So at the moment i would not recommend playing.