RPGM Goblin Layer [v0.52] [Parodos]

[Xia Liu Bei]

Fast food is considered trash by most people and shouldn't be held up as an example.
Real restaurants offer some variety in their servings. If you go to a steakhouse then they give you steak, but they also serve appetizers, salad, side dishes, desert, etc.

They are not asking to ONLY fuck humans and nothing else. They are asking for some side dishes to go with the main dish (so many goblin girls.

Also, pizza hut does in fact serve more than just pizza:
menu:

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Pizza
Wings
Sides (Breadsticks, Cheese sticks, Fries)
Pasta
Desserts
Drinks

So you can for example go to pizza hut and order BBQ wings with chicken alfredo pasta and chocolate brownie for dessert.

Being fast food or not is irrelevant. Pizza Hut’s specialty is in the name. Going there and ordering a hamburger instead of going to Burger King is just funny to me.

Your final point about Pizza Hut offering products besides pizza is baffling in that my original example only works with the presumption that Pizza Hut offers more than pizza.

 

[mrttao]

Your final point about Pizza Hut offering products besides pizza is baffling in that my original example only works with the presumption that Pizza Hut offers more than pizza.

... what? no.
"it is like going to pizza hut and asking for a hamburger" is an analogy that is based on the presumption that pizza hut serves nothing but pizza.
It is an analogy specifically for a request to add some non-goblins to the harem of goblin girls in a goblin girl game. A request that is equivalent to asking for non pizza menu items in pizza hut... which pizza hut actually does. Therefore the analogy is broken.

 

[marquent]

Now we're talking

 

[Xia Liu Bei]

... what? no.
"it is like going to pizza hut and asking for a hamburger" is an analogy that is based on the presumption that pizza hut serves nothing but pizza.

No, it isn't. It's based on the assumption that you go to a pizza place and order something besides pizza. Or a steakhouse and order fish. Or a chicken place and order shrimp.

It is an analogy specifically for a request to add some non-goblins to the harem of goblin girls in a goblin girl game. A request that is equivalent to asking for non pizza menu items in pizza hut... which pizza hut actually does. Therefore the analogy is broken.

I'm not arguing it any further. Your emotional investment in this is absurd.

 

[Mommysbuttslut]

... what? no.
"it is like going to pizza hut and asking for a hamburger" is an analogy that is based on the presumption that pizza hut serves nothing but pizza.
It is an analogy specifically for a request to add some non-goblins to the harem of goblin girls in a goblin girl game. A request that is equivalent to asking for non pizza menu items in pizza hut... which pizza hut actually does. Therefore the analogy is broken.

If we weren't supposed to want to fuck the humans then the dev never should've made their models that hot

 

[mrttao]

If we weren't supposed to want to fuck the humans then the dev never should've made their models that hot

agreed. also they keep on making passes at the MC. also sometimes you see them at various states of undress

 

[jayman_85]

Why is the Layer unable to have his member rise to the occasion of satisfying human women? Does he have a curse? Or perhaps more personal reasons?
Also is there a way to view/replay story scenes without having to load an old save?
I really liked the Accountant Goblina's "striping" sprites and it'd be nice to be able to view them again, sort of like how you can replay the scenes of the non-goblin women.
Also, what's the endgame of the NTR goblin? Is he planning on outliving the rest of the goblins? If so, he truely is a thinking goblin.

 

[bjhbjh1234]

Why is the Layer unable to have his member rise to the occasion of satisfying human women? Does he have a curse? Or perhaps more personal reasons?

He is only into goblins. Maybe if they dressed up as goblins?

 

[jayman_85]

He is only into goblins. Maybe if they dressed up as goblins?

Do we have definitive proof?

 

[DBAV]

Do we have definitive proof?

Various remarks from the guy himself and attempts from various women to get him full mast. I think we'll get some human/elf/dwarf action sooner or later since the original also gets better it's only logical that our GL will get some human booty, maybe with some alcohol or the well known loved and convenient aphrodisiac.

 

[Xia Liu Bei]

Do we have definitive proof?

Have you ever read or watched Goblin Slayer? Or read the text in the game? He doesn’t like human snatch because “it ain’t green.”

As for your question about replays, go to Goblinette’s cave where you keep all your goblin girls. You can replay all the lewd scenes there.

 

[Anaon]

Password doesn't seem to be cato anymore.

 

[Succubus Hunter]

Password doesn't seem to be cato anymore.

Perhaps it's dogo?

 

[The D0n]

He is only into goblins. Maybe if they dressed up as goblins?

Just have one non goblin companion fall into a green dye.... let the main character deal with the turmoil

One way to appease the non Gobs on this forum. But ultimately the story as is stands is doing just fine.

.....just needs an Orc now ;P

 

[Anaon]

Perhaps it's dogo?

Ah yes, Dogo the Elder, famous Roman orator.

 

[muschi26]

Perhaps it's dogo?

Nah, pretty sure it's FrogO

 

[Zalzany]

Just have one non goblin companion fall into a green dye.... let the main character deal with the turmoil

One way to appease the non Gobs on this forum. But ultimately the story as is stands is doing just fine.

.....just needs an Orc now ;P

God no need more goblins orcs got enough love sigh. Half the ones I see are just orcs, and some one going "well actweally..." its like no its not the same I don't care about tolken when the males are scrawny and like every one elses goblins then the women tower over them, and look like buff orcs its not remotely the same species sigh... And then they go "well I want that not goblins!" Then don't call them goblins call them orcs and make a game about that sigh...

 

[hexkitty01]

90% sure Pregnancy will be added at least

YES! Yes, please! You had me at goblin girl sex, please let me knock them up as well!

 

[Chalker]

I am a firm believer that flat chested goblins need to be layed as well, it's only fair.

 

[Parodos]

Why is the Layer unable to have his member rise to the occasion of satisfying human women? Does he have a curse? Or perhaps more personal reasons?
Also is there a way to view/replay story scenes without having to load an old save?
I really liked the Accountant Goblina's "striping" sprites and it'd be nice to be able to view them again, sort of like how you can replay the scenes of the non-goblin women.
Also, what's the endgame of the NTR goblin? Is he planning on outliving the rest of the goblins? If so, he truely is a thinking goblin.

Maybe it's a repressed childhood trauma. Time will tell.
Cheat room & goblin cave can be used to replay stuff. Cheat room password is for patreons, but maybe the porn version of Julian Assange will leak it if you're lucky.

NTR goblin's goals are beyond our understanding.