Only problem is the neglected wife of the pizza boss is this
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I mean I’ll let her blow me but I probly ain’t banging her until I drink 9 coronas
(Here’s the lyrics to that funny song)
Nine Coronas
The girl looked good to me, good to me
She looked like Pamela Lee after nine Coronas
I began to kiss her (unzipping) undid her zipper
She looked like Claudia Schiffer after nine Coronas
When I met her at the bar, she said she was on Baywatch
When she got into my car, she lookes a lot like Sasquatch
(Elephant trumpeting)
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!
Nine Coronas
She kind of looked like Mr. Spock
(Voice of Spock): "Live long and Prosper."
But she was Courtney Cox after nine Coronas
We were hot with passion (Kissing) We were mashin'
'Cause she looked like Jennifer Aniston after nine Coronas
Late into the night, I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candlelight, she looked like Chris Farley
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!
Nine Coronas
She was fat and stinky, and kind of sticky
But she looked like Christie Brinkely after nine Coronas
She looked like Pee-Wee Herman
(Voice of Pee-Wee): "That's my name, dont wear it out!"
But she was Uma Therman after nine Coronas
In our twenty-third position, I think I got whiplash
She was really bitchin', except for her mustache
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!
(guitar solo - dog barking through solo)
She was bigger than a Winnebago, a way to go
She looked like Lisa Kudrow after nine Coronas
She was no Cindy Crawford, Cindy Crawford
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after nine Coronas
Open up another bottle, I started drinking more beer
So I can wake up next to Heather Locklear
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!
(Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug)
Nine Coronas
(Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug)
Nine Coronas
(Hiccup!