This MC doesn't have any chill, everything under the sun is a target, if it's female and of age, all its fair game: grand grandma?? gets the D, grandma?? gets it as well, aunts?? say no more, female cousins?? did I stutter??, married woman??, come to papa!, Some random girl??, she gets it as well, a Nun??? is that even a question?, Police Officer?? Yes mommy!!, Insufferable bitch?? nothing that a good dickin' can resolve... Nothing gets spared, furthermore, apparently he has a 2nd heart that works only to pump blood to his never-ending boner