No, I fully get your point, it's just I enjoy some of that stuff in fantasy, and most of my pet names are a bit rude, even if they did mostly pick them themselves. lol
About the only exception are the two favorites, Kali's was based on an old joke name we had for the Pizza Hut (Pizza Slut, might have to change it now, Pizza Slut's Sister), and Lin, who is my little 'Pet', but, for example, Maria said she wanted everyone to know she is my slut, so that is her pet name, "My Slut". Felicia might have to be 'good girl', not sure yet, lol.