2 pirates walk into a bar, there is an attractive lass having some rum.
Pirate 1: Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
Attractive Lass: *Slaps him*
Pirate 1: Bring on the storm baby, I like it rough.
Attractive Lass: *Stabs him with her cutlass*
Pirate 1: Argggg babyyyyy, Arggggg. *Runs away*
Pirate 2: Arg, do ye have the latest full version of "Harem Hotel" with a full save, milady?
Attractive Lass: Why yes I do lad.
Pirate 2: I sure would like to pillage yer booty, milady.
Attractive Lass: Well, just come dock in my port and get it lad.
Pirate 2: Let me stick me cannon in yer porthole then, lass
Attractive Lass: Very well, just make it quick.
* 30 seconds later *
Pirate 2: Arg, thank ye lass
And that is the story of Pirate 2's perilous journey to an attractive lass's house to download Harem Hotel onto his flash-drive from the lass's computer one faithful Halloween night. The first pirate doesn't always get the booty.