Okay, sod it - I went ahead and did it... but not all the verses:
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause that game made you frown
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there are games you can play
I said, young man, they will brighten your day
You can play them, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
They have everything for you pervs to enjoy
You can hook up with girls or boys
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
You can find a new kink, you can have a good wank
You can give your meat a good spank
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No man does it all in one game
I said, young man, put away all your shame
And just play them, the good ACIO
I'm sure they can help you to grow
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
It's fun to play when it's ACIO
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