You've been unmasked, foul beast! Now go back to whence thou camest and taketh thy depravity with thou!!Damn....
Wait, I do *like* thy depravity...
Okay, thou canst stay!
You've been unmasked, foul beast! Now go back to whence thou camest and taketh thy depravity with thou!!Damn....
Oh dear Lord, when I read the description of that breakfast I actually feel my arteries clogging!I'm skipping Notty's breakfast socials until she decides to serve chicken-fried steak.
For those of you across the pond that don't know what it is: cube steak, dredged in egg and flour, pan-fried, and served with sausage gravy (milk gravy with ground sausage in it); best served with eggs over-easy, hash browns and a buttermilk biscuit (a type of savory scone).
Oh holy shit balls I would eat those. I would eat the fuck out of thoseOkay - I went looking for the perfect picture of pancakes, and fell down the hole into "is this a thing?" land...
Does it look delicious? Yes.
Does it look fattening? Absolutely.
Did someone spend waaaay too much time figuring out how to do this? Probably.
Will they serve these on Ophion? We're doing a lot of running about and hard work, could probably burn the calories off. Could improve morale (but not morals) - unless it reacts badly with Marcus' "vitamins."
Will stick with coffee and smokes thankees!Okay - I went looking for the perfect picture of pancakes, and fell down the hole into "is this a thing?" land...
Does it look delicious? Yes.
Does it look fattening? Absolutely.
Did someone spend waaaay too much time figuring out how to do this? Probably.
Will they serve these on Ophion? We're doing a lot of running about and hard work, could probably burn the calories off. Could improve morale (but not morals) - unless it reacts badly with Marcus' "vitamins."
Actually two of my sins as wellWill stick with coffee and smokes thankees!
*does not want to be on the losing side of the bottom argument*
*approves!*Actually two of my sins as well![]()
Be kinda hard to get those pancakes if I wasn't sweetness.Although obvs I love Avaron1974 more. Well she's local for a start so much more convenient, no?
A fair point!Be kinda hard to get those pancakes if I wasn't sweetness.
Stories are true though.
Crumbs do get everywhere.
I already made a joke asking if this was an invitation...How do you think I feel in a morning!
Well, aren't crumbs those tiny itchy things that prevent you from sleeping soundly when they're in your bed?A fair point!
Although until just now, I'd never really thought of you as a crumb in bed. *suspects that joke works better in yankee*
*smiles sweetly*
just so you know I actually had to go make pancakes after seeing that pic. Blueberries and ice cream. Now I can't move. This is all your faultOkay - I went looking for the perfect picture of pancakes, and fell down the hole into "is this a thing?" land...
Does it look delicious? Yes.
Does it look fattening? Absolutely.
Did someone spend waaaay too much time figuring out how to do this? Probably.
Will they serve these on Ophion? We're doing a lot of running about and hard work, could probably burn the calories off. Could improve morale (but not morals) - unless it reacts badly with Marcus' "vitamins."
I want to be offended but that made me giggle.Well, aren't crumbs those tiny itchy things that prevent you from sleeping soundly when they're in your bed?
...
*won't make that joke*
*blinks*I already made a joke asking if this was an invitation...
But now I see that your heart belongs to another.
I hope you and Avaron1974 will be very happy together.Honest, I r-really do
*gives the side-eye to....*Not for educashunuhl purposes? With all us innocent beings being here and whatnot?
*Avaron accepts this challenge*Guys, I suppose it's only fair to point out that I am in fact totes straight.
Well...except for those times when I haven't been. But, usually straight. Mostly. Alcohol and company depending and then I might not be. But other than those times, I am. In the main. As a whole. Circumstances depending.
Hope that clears matters up.
*is helpful*
Does this mean we might have a chance at a breakfast invitation? Just breakfast you understand *is married, unless she's invited too*Guys, I suppose it's only fair to point out that I am in fact totes straight.
Well...except for those times when I haven't been. But, usually straight. Mostly. Alcohol and company depending and then I might not be. But other than those times, I am. In the main. As a whole. Circumstances depending.
Hope that clears matters up.
*is helpful*
I'm just going to leave this hereGuys, I suppose it's only fair to point out that I am in fact totes straight.
Well...except for those times when I haven't been. But, usually straight. Mostly. Alcohol and company depending and then I might not be. But other than those times, I am. In the main. As a whole. Circumstances depending.
Hope that clears matters up.
*is helpful*
Well, I don't know... so far Chris is just all talk!