- Aug 22, 2018
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Preggers Sarah?
It's totally the turkey basters.
Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.
I congratulate the odd couple.
Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.
I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.
That will teach her.
Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.
Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
It's totally the turkey basters.
Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.
I congratulate the odd couple.
Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.
I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.
That will teach her.
Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.
Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.