Avaron1974

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Preggers Sarah?

It's totally the turkey basters.

Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.

I congratulate the odd couple.

Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.

I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.

That will teach her.

Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.






Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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Preggers Sarah?

It's totally the turkey basters.

Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.

I congratulate the odd couple.

Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.

I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.

That will teach her.

Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.






Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
Oh boi, we got a crazy hobbit on a rampage.... forget about the cave spiders....
 

I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Only three pages? You waited for me?
But! In other news!

I made Sarah pregnant! *is most pleased!*
It had better not be Mike's! I've seen every episode of Dexter and I have a clean room and LOTS of cling film! (saran wrap for non-brits)
*just grins*

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You even gave her saggy boobs, what's wrong with you? :whistle: Actually, don't answer that! :rolleyes:
It doesn't stop to amaze me that you do that before the polls are actually over. You like to render dangerously, don't you?;)
You do remember what happened there was even just talk of poll tampering, don't you? Do you really want to go there? :eek:
Sarah "I'm a happy little pixie. Look at me being all cute and bouncy and fun!"
Me "Yeah...well, now you're fat."
*cackles*

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lol
I don't know if cackles are a trade up from sweet smiles but I love them XD
Me too!!!
Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
Jame, is that you? :eek:
 

alexrieper

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Well that certainly was the most catching up I have done in a long time, over 40 pages since last weekend. One can not leave for an extended weekend off country to enjoy some sun and drinks without being drowned in content. Well worth it though, the anticipation for chapter 4 is starting to take effect. Can hardly wait for it.

Mike better hide now...:p
Preggers Sarah?

It's totally the turkey basters.

Maybe Chris had a hand in it ... literally.

I congratulate the odd couple.

Wait ... Chris is mine ... Sarah must pay.

I demand intense labour pains and that she be fed on stilton cheese and stale bread for a whole day .... and also only allowed lukewarm tap water to drink.

That will teach her.

Not that i'm overly possessive or anything.






Just don't touch my women and I won't hunt you down and wear your flesh like a skin suit, toodles, love you all.
I'm all for Mike having a distraction for his spare time when not messing up the electrical system but if he even thinks of laying a hand on Sarah then like the Belgians in the Congo I will cut them off. And I don't mean the hands...

Not that I am possessive or anything...
 

Akamari

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Ah gigglefits....those were the days before I got corrupted by this gang I hang around with. :(

Back on January 25th you said: "*is already corrupt*". That was still within the gigglefitting period that lasted until early March. Therefore, your statement is clearly a contradiction! *pauses to let everyone gasp*

Now, how about telling us the truth! *hits the desk*
 

I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Hang on, stop everything! When was my first post here?
I've been poking around over at Patreon...
They seem to think that I've only been a backer of Notty's since the 13th of July! That can't be right, can it?
It feels like much longer... :unsure: I know I've been playing the game a lot longer than that?
:eek: Was, was I a pirate?
 
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