Goblin Baily: DILF

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Well I might just call that part the Dark Tea time of the Soul after one of my fave funny writers that unfortunately only graces us with his work nowadays. I might also make a mention of the correct way to have your fridge cleaned :p

Edit: Sigh I should take some more time when editing my posts, sometimes I think part of Rarah was written with me in mind even if she is female :p
we don't talk about the heresy hour... the Adaepta Sororitas will be sent to deal with any heretics
*blinks in her innocence*

*sings*

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours " *dances whilst hefting bewbs*


*smiles sweetly...and poofs!*

*is adorable, no?*
not cool Notty.... not cool.... you know Ava can't do that dance...
 

frap

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Well I might just call that part the Dark Tea time of the Soul after one of my fave funny writers that unfortunately only graces us with his work nowadays. I might also make a mention of the correct way to have your fridge cleaned :p

Edit: Sigh I should take some more time when editing my posts, sometimes I think part of Rarah was written with me in mind even if she is female :p
One of my favorites as well. Was a master of the English language: "It floated silently in the sky, exactly the way a brick doesn't."
 

Nottravis

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Which are far better than Notty's "Gah, she's back" one that I got yesterday.

So mean.

Feelings were hurt.

Than I milkshake and got over it.
*blinks in her innocence*

*sings*

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours " *dances whilst hefting bewbs*


*smiles sweetly...and poofs!*

*is adorable, no?*
*mumbles something that could sound like "Sorry" if you listened really hard*

*is a bad dev*

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frap

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*blinks in her innocence*

*sings*

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours " *dances whilst hefting bewbs*


*smiles sweetly...and poofs!*

*is adorable, no?*
...

not cool Notty.... not cool.... you know Ava can't do that dance...
*hangs head*
If it makes you feel any better, I bet Ava could limbo waaay better than any of us.

Just walking under the bar counts, right? Sorry, I'll stop teasing now, please don't hurt me, Ava.
 

k8taponnyn

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Notty would sound great but no matter how you spin it there is no way to make the Welsh accent sound sexy.

Half the people listening wouldn't understand what I was saying and the rest would think I sounded like a horny farm girl that never learned to pronounce words correctly.
would a (only slightly opened) bottle of... *squinting* .. Wisgy Brag Sengl Cymreig (Penderyn) help? Or, eerh, I could drink it when playing the game I suppose...


edit: ok, I had kinda already written off Penderyn from a previous tasting as not in my taste. But now I find that, if imbibed while thinking about small redheaded farm girls, it really has something to offer. Might be better with a wee one on my lap though....
 
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