I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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I think it's more likely a total number of downloads for the game rather than just for the added android version...
I think you are right, but it had gone up by over 2,000 since the Android update was posted *keeps an eye on these things*
It's hunting season, right? It totes it.. now I need to find some becca feed as lure...
Nicotine patches and non-alcoholic wine work well I'm told...
Most of it is already there one way or another. I don't think people would pay much attention to it. :unsure:
Based on the arguments in a LOT of other threads, absolutely no-one (well 99.9%) looks at the tags before playing a game. :mad: :(
I am appalled! We should protect the critically endangered Becca species, not hunt or trap it! It needs safe habitat with abundant jaffa cakes to render freely in happiness, not be trapped in captivity to render for your perverse entertainment. I am greatly disappointed with each and every one of you!:mad:
*puts hand up* I'm not! I think they should be protected and loved and cared for... I have room in my basement to care for one... or three? :)
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Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature.
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Exactly! It's clear for everyone by now that "Heavy Five" is actually a typo and was supposed to be "Heavy Fire". A game about firefighters playing with their big hoses and putting out fires in a city in crisis. Our hero, Pepito Massivehose, has been awarded the best firefighter medal for 5 years in a row thanks to his excellent handling skills. The only fire he's unable to put out... is the one in his pants heart!
Our story begins when Pepito receives a mysterious call from his roommate: "Oh big broth... I mean, co-tenant, my crotch is on fire and I need you to do what you do best!"
Will Pepito be able to extinguish this fire? Learn more about it in Heavy Fire!!
 

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Beautiful lighting! It even feels tempting to take a nap on that altar! (might keep the princess there not to disturb the scenery). ;)
 

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For a fox like that I think we need a Fox Hound, I hear they have a fear of snakes, especially solid ones... Reaching way too far with this one.

Green in back, what type of weapon is that?

Exactly! It's clear for everyone by now that "Heavy Five" is actually a typo and was supposed to be "Heavy Fire". A game about firefighters playing with their big hoses and putting out fires in a city in crisis. Our hero, Pepito Massivehose, has been awarded the best firefighter medal for 5 years in a row thanks to his excellent handling skills. The only fire he's unable to put out... is the one in his pants heart!
Our story begins when Pepito receives a mysterious call from his roommate: "Oh big broth... I mean, co-tenant, my crotch is on fire and I need you to do what you do best!"
Will Pepito be able to extinguish this fire? Learn more about it in Heavy Fire!!
Already played that game way back when, even has a sequel.



 

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The first one makes me want to say: "Hey, Jane! I brought a collar and leash. Let's take her back to my place as a pet. I think we can house-train her. We'll pick up some wine and whatever you fancy on the way."
 

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:unsure: Notty, in 2017 did you happen to go by the name "Sunita?" about the outrage of Jaffa cakes being reduced from 12 per box to 10 per box seems particularly relevant. ;)


We'll be okay if they don't drop it again, to 8 per box. She'd run out of cakes before she'd properly set up the render queue.

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I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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:unsure: Notty, in 2017 did you happen to go by the name "Sunita?" about the outrage of Jaffa cakes being reduced from 12 per box to 10 per box seems particularly relevant. ;)


We'll be okay if they don't drop it again, to 8 per box. She'd run out of cakes before she'd properly set up the render queue.

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$9??? Daylight robbery! 39 because there are three packs of 13 ;) But that is old packaging, they come in rolls of 10 now in the triple pack

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:unsure: Notty, in 2017 did you happen to go by the name "Sunita?" about the outrage of Jaffa cakes being reduced from 12 per box to 10 per box seems particularly relevant. ;)


We'll be okay if they don't drop it again, to 8 per box. She'd run out of cakes before she'd properly set up the render queue.

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Well I guess we better use two packs then as a minimum instead of 1:p
 
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$9??? Daylight robbery! 39 because there are three packs of 13 ;) But that is old packaging, they come in rolls of 10 now in the triple pack

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Probably expensive because they have to be shipped across the pond. Damn ferry-man always takes his toll. I'd imagine it's every bit as expensive to buy Little Debbie snacks from there. Although why anyone would want to is beyond my ken.
 

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Probably expensive because they have to be shipped across the pond. Damn ferry-man always takes his toll. I'd imagine it's every bit as expensive to buy Little Debbie snacks from there. Although why anyone would want to is beyond my ken.
I use this place if I want North American snacks, or get my Canadian family to send me a care package!
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By the way guys if any care about that, at advice of my computer geek friend been using a new browser that is derived from Chrome but with better privacy it is called Brave if interested.
 
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