Huitieme

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Hey guys.

Mad rush today so can't really respond to posts (will do so when I can) however I did have a skim read this morning and some interesting stuff there. More peeps playing than I thought!

First thing first


Second thing second!

It would be aces if I could turn some of that pool of players into even $1. Even a 1% conversion at that rate would make a big difference. A quick smoke and a think and I've had an idea involving Jane as David Attenborough, Poor Becca as wildlife and an appeal for Jaffa cakes at the end of the Chapter post credits. Will keep you informed :)
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"Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits Beccas! Huh-huh-huh-huh!"
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Well, now, we know where Amanda got her accent from :D
 

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"Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits Beccas! Huh-huh-huh-huh!"
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Well, now, we know where Amanda got her accent from :D
Well we know that both wine and Jaffa cakes work to make a wild Becca appear, personally I think bullets may hurt her too much though. Guess I will prefer snares, ropes or traps when hunting one since we do not want to hurt her. :p
 

Akamari

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I am appalled! We should protect the critically endangered Becca species, not hunt or trap it! It needs safe habitat with abundant jaffa cakes to render freely in happiness, not be trapped in captivity to render for your perverse entertainment. I am greatly disappointed with each and every one of you!:mad:
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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I am appalled! We should protect the critically endangered Becca species, not hunt or trap it! It needs safe habitat with abundant jaffa cakes to render freely in happiness, not be trapped in captivity to render for your perverse entertainment. I am greatly disappointed with each and every one of you!:mad:
I'm just planning to domesticate a wild Becca and turn her from Becca selvatica into a Becca Domestica
 

Huitieme

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I am appalled! We should protect the critically endangered Becca species, not hunt or trap it! It needs safe habitat with abundant jaffa cakes to render freely in happiness, not be trapped in captivity to render for your perverse entertainment. I am greatly disappointed with each and every one of you!:mad:
I say we hunt them to extinction before they turn against us: One of them has already started their plan of world domination by creating a game that ensnares poor soul's capacity of reasoning! Some of us have been starting behaving oddly for a few months. Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature. We're starting to feel for the characters in this game, to the point that we want to either kill them, give them water or protect them. I'm afraid another character named Thea took on a life on her own and has now spread well beyond the virtual realm...

I say we kill the beast before it kills us!
 

Nottravis

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I say we hunt them to extinction before they turn against us: One of them has already started their plan of world domination by creating a game that ensnares poor soul's capacity of reasoning! Some of us have been starting behaving oddly for a few months. Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature. We're starting to feel for the characters in this game, to the point that we want to either kill them, give them water or protect them. I'm afraid another character named Thea took on a life on her own and has now spread well beyond the virtual realm...

I say we kill the beast before it kills us!
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Goblin Baily: DILF

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I say we hunt them to extinction before they turn against us: One of them has already started their plan of world domination by creating a game that ensnares poor soul's capacity of reasoning! Some of us have been starting behaving oddly for a few months. Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature. We're starting to feel for the characters in this game, to the point that we want to either kill them, give them water or protect them. I'm afraid another character named Thea took on a life on her own and has now spread well beyond the virtual realm...

I say we kill the beast before it kills us!
Great idea... but let's start with the monster sending us in longboats towards an unknown land
 

Akamari

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I say we hunt them to extinction before they turn against us: One of them has already started their plan of world domination by creating a game that ensnares poor soul's capacity of reasoning! Some of us have been starting behaving oddly for a few months. Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature. We're starting to feel for the characters in this game, to the point that we want to either kill them, give them water or protect them. I'm afraid another character named Thea took on a life on her own and has now spread well beyond the virtual realm...

I say we kill the beast before it kills us!
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Canto Forte

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You !!! You BIG MEANIE!!! Tell me what this new version 3 of chapter 3 is about ...
Does it make all characters related to some chicken farm in Minnesota ... breeding deer;)??
 
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I think it's more likely a total number of downloads for the game rather than just for the added android version...
I think you are right, but it had gone up by over 2,000 since the Android update was posted *keeps an eye on these things*
It's hunting season, right? It totes it.. now I need to find some becca feed as lure...
Nicotine patches and non-alcoholic wine work well I'm told...
Most of it is already there one way or another. I don't think people would pay much attention to it. :unsure:
Based on the arguments in a LOT of other threads, absolutely no-one (well 99.9%) looks at the tags before playing a game. :mad: :(
I am appalled! We should protect the critically endangered Becca species, not hunt or trap it! It needs safe habitat with abundant jaffa cakes to render freely in happiness, not be trapped in captivity to render for your perverse entertainment. I am greatly disappointed with each and every one of you!:mad:
*puts hand up* I'm not! I think they should be protected and loved and cared for... I have room in my basement to care for one... or three? :)
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Our speech pattern has evolved to reflect that of the creature.
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Totes!
 

Huitieme

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Exactly! It's clear for everyone by now that "Heavy Five" is actually a typo and was supposed to be "Heavy Fire". A game about firefighters playing with their big hoses and putting out fires in a city in crisis. Our hero, Pepito Massivehose, has been awarded the best firefighter medal for 5 years in a row thanks to his excellent handling skills. The only fire he's unable to put out... is the one in his pants heart!
Our story begins when Pepito receives a mysterious call from his roommate: "Oh big broth... I mean, co-tenant, my crotch is on fire and I need you to do what you do best!"
Will Pepito be able to extinguish this fire? Learn more about it in Heavy Fire!!
 
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