I've mentioned somewhere before on here that I like banter, the more realistic the better; I'm thinking that this definitely qualifies, even if it is between a rodent and a quasi-innocent devMe: *turns to render hamster* "So, why do you think we're not more popular?"
RH: "Squeak!"
Me: "I am not a sarcastic cunt!"
RH: *points to render* "Squeak!"
Me: "Oh...Right. Fair point..."
I guess I'll get facepalms for this, but it would be hilarious if trying to peek on Kelly in the shower would result in peeking on Mike.
RH: *SQUEAK!*
Would be funny, but I'm more hoping for getting a choice of several showercabins to walk into. With the empty cabin (boring! Noone will try the empty cabin!) resulting into someone walking into you instead. But wasn't there something with the lights on the station?I guess I'll get facepalms for this, but it would be hilarious if trying to peek on Kelly in the shower would result in peeking on Mike.
Mike: "Sorry, Lieutenant. I always take a shower at this time."
Don't forget though... After just 16 shower peeks (or was it 17?) you get enough shampoo to trade for ciggies that you can swap for a thingymabob that Annie has that you can then swap for an oojamaflip that Chris needs to be able to let you kiss Sarah while she's sleeping!I guess I'll get facepalms for this, but it would be hilarious if trying to peek on Kelly in the shower would result in peeking on Mike.
Mike: "Sorry, Lieutenant. I always take a shower at this time."
Render hamster should get a render hamstress to put him in his place!
Render hamster should get a render hamstress to put him in his place!
It's not that simple. You need to also maintain your hygiene stat otherwise you won't be able to do anything! And what if, god forbid, you get hungry?!
Much quicker to just point the hamster to the top of the cage.Render hamster should get a render hamstress to put him in his place!
Shit! I totally forgot about the solar panels that have to be polished twice a day otherwise your respect stat goes down the toilet!
Like I said before, this is the future, not the present!
If this is what the MC dreams about, I'm quitting Marcus' vitamins!
absolutely no problem, Notty! it's worth the wait, no matter how long it takes! don't stress yourself too much
