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Not for educashunuhl purposes? With all us innocent beings being here and whatnot?
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Maybe you should add a man-eating plant to the natural habitation of Ophion, a beautiful Rose named the Nottravis InnocentusI think, Mr DA22, we've proved there are no innocents in this thread
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Okay - I went looking for the perfect picture of pancakes, and fell down the hole into "is this a thing?" land...
Does it look delicious? Yes.
Does it look fattening? Absolutely.
Did someone spend waaaay too much time figuring out how to do this? Probably.
Will they serve these on Ophion? We're doing a lot of running about and hard work, could probably burn the calories off. Could improve morale (but not morals) - unless it reacts badly with Marcus' "vitamins."
Does it look delicious? Yes.
Does it look fattening? Absolutely.
Did someone spend waaaay too much time figuring out how to do this? Probably.
Will they serve these on Ophion? We're doing a lot of running about and hard work, could probably burn the calories off. Could improve morale (but not morals) - unless it reacts badly with Marcus' "vitamins."
We all thought that "Nottravis" chose this name because she was literaly not a bloke named Travis, but I uncovered the truth! In the ancient language of Shlamaladudu, a people that existed before time and men, the sound Trãviss used to mean "Innocently pure as the light of the eternal sun". So, Notty is not trãviss...Maybe you should add a man-eating plant to the natural habitation of Ophion, a beautiful Rose named the Nottravis Innocentus
- Jun 3, 2017
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You've been unmasked, foul beast! Now go back to whence thou camest and taketh thy depravity with thou!!
Wait, I do *like* thy depravity...
Okay, thou canst stay!
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Oh dear Lord, when I read the description of that breakfast I actually feel my arteries clogging!
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Oh holy shit balls I would eat those. I would eat the fuck out of those
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Will stick with coffee and smokes thankees!
*does not want to be on the losing side of the bottom argument*
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*approves!*Actually two of my sins as well
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Be kinda hard to get those pancakes if I wasn't sweetness.
Stories are true though.
Crumbs do get everywhere.
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A fair point!
Although until just now, I'd never really thought of you as a crumb in bed. *suspects that joke works better in yankee*
*smiles sweetly*
- Jun 21, 2017
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I already made a joke asking if this was an invitation...
But now I see that your heart belongs to another.
I hope you and Avaron1974 will be very happy together.
Honest, I r-really do
Well, aren't crumbs those tiny itchy things that prevent you from sleeping soundly when they're in your bed?
...
*won't make that joke*
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just so you know I actually had to go make pancakes after seeing that pic. Blueberries and ice cream. Now I can't move. This is all your fault
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I want to be offended but that made me giggle.Well, aren't crumbs those tiny itchy things that prevent you from sleeping soundly when they're in your bed?
...
*won't make that joke*
I'll save that for future offence when i'm not in such a good mood.
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*blinks*I already made a joke asking if this was an invitation...
But now I see that your heart belongs to another.
I hope you and Avaron1974 will be very happy together.
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Guys, I suppose it's only fair to point out that I am in fact totes straight.
Well...except for those times when I haven't been. But, usually straight. Mostly. Alcohol and company depending and then I might not be. But other than those times, I am. In the main. As a whole. Circumstances depending.
Hope that clears matters up.
*is helpful*
Well...except for those times when I haven't been. But, usually straight. Mostly. Alcohol and company depending and then I might not be. But other than those times, I am. In the main. As a whole. Circumstances depending.
Hope that clears matters up.
*is helpful*