Ha! You're just worried about your recently discovered BPP power index declining. You do realize that when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs, the normal size breasted women have an advantage. They can run faster as their breasts won't be bouncing around and pummeling them in the head as they try and escape. Of course that begs the question, just how many zombies can Ivy and Faye take out by rounding corners and bumping into them?
While at first speed do indeed seem to be a determining survival factor, it is a negative determining factor!
It is described by the "no boob, zombie circle" : Zombies everywhere, high movement speed, low boob impact factor.
- Zombies everywhere.
- Higher speed equals small breasted girls run into the zombies faster
- Their zero boob impact factor ... oh my, does not end well at all!
So they have no chance
Compare that to their polar opposite, the boob juggernaughts.
Who are described by the "ooooooh yeeeeah! circle" : Zombies everywhere, stationary, heroic boobs
- Zombies everywhere
- The juggernaughts don't move much and Zombies are dumb, so they are temporarily safe
- Their boobs have secret heroic modifiers
- They are heroic in themselves (proven fact)
- They attract heroic attention (yup)
So they are usually saved
And if worst comes to pass (Hero delayed by another Busty babe) they can use gravity ex. any downhill slope to gain speed towards maximum boob impact (Zombies below them, oh my!).
Which the zombies are ok with actually, the first zombie gets a very good head placement and boob grab before getting (c)rushed. The rest are stunned in awe over the breast physics.
Oooooh Yeah!
Or as the Zombies say : aaarrrrrrrr uuuuugghhghgh (Which means : Boobs to the Face, Oh yes, Yes!, YES!!!)
