Karnewarrior

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“Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

It sends shivers down my spine every time.
Fuck I just nutted so hard it blew a hole in my desk and adhered my keyboard to the ceiling. I look like Stan's dad in that one episode of South Park, but with Cartman's figure.
 

tuuri

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My guy, just because the primary reason people are here is to fap doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy other things.

Maybe you think story isn’t necessary in porn, but surely you can agree that a good story can make good porn even better?
Nah we have got way too much young adult novel angst shit
Like lessons in love and all that other vomit
Who the fuck genuinely wants the dev to waste half a year on worthless family drama?
We need more games like haramase simulator where you just walk around and impregnate women for no reason
 

Karnewarrior

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The thing is that Lessons in Love isn't really porn. It's a Visual Novel with some smut attached.

Just a bunch of lewd animations with no linkage beyond walking from one scene to the next like haramase simulator are okay but there's a reason they never top the charts.
 

tuuri

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The thing is that Lessons in Love isn't really porn. It's a Visual Novel with some smut attached.

Just a bunch of lewd animations with no linkage beyond walking from one scene to the next like haramase simulator are okay but there's a reason they never top the charts.
The charts of what? Patreon abandonware? lmaooo
Just take one look at the stuff best selling on DLsite
Let me tell you its none of this 5th grade creative writing exercise weg garbage
Its either actual games or straight to the point rape simulators
 

Karnewarrior

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The best selling shit on DLsite is in Japanese, you and I have no idea if it's 5th grade shlock or not, we only know what the translator tells us.
Not that the Japanese are known for really breaking boundaries with storytelling.

I should point out to you that VNs top the boards here on F95. Games like Being a Dik and Dating My Daughter, which are pretty reading-intensive and have kinda mid porn - y'know, games like this, just better written.

I don't think it's very productive or ingenious to pretend like this VN is any different from all the "actual games" considering it does exactly what it's supposed to do. Akka is clearly new or his writing would be better, but he also clearly has an idea what he's about and is getting better as the VN goes on. It just needs something to fix the fact it's babby's first smutfic in the first chapter, really.
 

Karnewarrior

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Honestly the scope is way too wide as it is. If it's not abandoned, I'd hope it pulls back to focus on just a generation or two.

All the Holo girls are smashable, because they've been professionally designed to be smashable to a diverse number of tastes. But there's like 4 gorillion of the bitches and if we take the time to fuck every single one we're going to be wheezing like Biden climbing stairs before we even get halfway through.
 
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Karnewarrior

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Looks like Akka's having some difficulty with Patreon and Subscribestar both, and the most recent content from him was in 2023, so...

Yeah, this probably needs an "abandoned" tag. Shame, we need more Vtuber-based porn games.
 
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