So, the author of this game sure loves the sound of his own voice.
Maybe in reality the story would take this absurdly long to get started, but this is writing of the length of an Obsidian game but without the character, story progression, world building or charm.
The point of a parody setting is to use the established world and characters to drive the plot, as you can skip a lot of exposition by way of the original. A perfect example of this would actually be witch trainer by Akabur.
We dont need to hear the same reasoning from four different characters for why X dont work, or why Y isn't what they want.
There is more natural ways of injecting exposition and backstory than just dumping it on the player like a garbage truck at a landfil.
There is, actually, a way to write female characters that are different from each other, and not just small variations of a form. Top be fair, Rowling wasnt exactly great at writing anything but archetypes either.
