- Apr 6, 2018
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Boy am I LATE! Prepare to get WALLED.
I wish I were getting paid for this. Since things may be unclear, let me phrase my actions from a wildly different perspective.
Their game looks good. I enjoy high quality content. If the price for good things is patience then let us wait! I'm not a shill, I'm opinionated. I'm still waiting on the translation of Rance X and the first real, official news on Starfield and TES 6. Anyway, if my timescale says anything I'm a patient man with relatively unique taste. I like what I like.
Now then-
This game has its own faults. Many are my own nitpicks.
Devs reading this: Any criticism I really stand behind here is tied with a +, not a -.
+ When Marcus looks at the screen he looks like a dullard. It's almost comical how ridiculous how wrinkled and smug looking his visage is, no offense. I swear you guys got his face from that one famous Trump reaction. Not super liking it- especially during sex scenes.
+ I genuinely dislike having to re-light the fire every day. (Thanks, Akabur.) Please at least make us pay like 300 gold for auto-light. Pretty please.
+ I detest having my dick in my hand and then having to unceremoniously unhand my dick to click "yes, continue dialogue" now. Major publications simply label this in the options menu as "Repeat previous event dialogue?" with a check-box.
+ If Snape is only available at night, please re-affirm that. At least on a chapter by chapter basis. Having Marcus say "That asshole is only agreeable when drunk." or something would be easier.
- Some people have mentioned grind. I think that'll get ironed out later when they clarify quest stuff. I don't know.
- Blurring achievements bugs me because I really gotta Catch em' all.
- Sometimes feels like the girls are on a merry-go-round. I mean that's alright but it's hard to focus on just one. I'm sure that'll ease out in later builds.
This game also has some incredible aspects.
Everything here is positive, so I won't be adding +'s.
- The art is phenomenal. I've played Russian and Ukranian made seek-and-finds from MSN and the like quite a bit. This game gets me nostalgic for that. Bless old-school seek-and-finds.
- Every girl is unique in appearance, body-type and personality.
- The game is smooth and even with "buggy" builds bugs are rarely encountered by me.
- I really like them backgrounds. Sexy, sexy backgrounds.
- The mini-games are all challenging and fun.
- The dumb shit you can do is hilarious. Blowing up the bird... Blowing up yourself. All good humor.
Personal concerns/gripes Below. Perfectly skippable.
- I genuinely wanted to pants Hermione when she bent over to check on the phoenix. Yes, I'm attached to the bird. I have been since Akabur's game, and honestly the movies.
- I genuinely want to be able to feed and or adopt the cat. Fuck Filtch. That's MY cat NOW.
- Why can't I go to the ghost tower? What do you mean you're scared? You shoot fucking fire out of a stick. Square up. Eat Broccoli.
- What's up with the Calendar. Are we being timed in later builds? Persona 5 has this and it gives me anxiety. A personal thing, really.
- Snake pubes? IDK Scoob... I was really hoping for some of that yellow bush.
- Does Marcus eat? Where's his Loo? Is there a cafeteria? Are there actually House common areas?
- Please get the phoenix real food. Please, my boy just wants his toasted oats. =(
