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It's a review skit by Rocketbeans/Game Two of the game Desperados 3.
They're mocking the high frequency of saving/loading you have to do in order to actually progress in the game.
I just thought it was a fitting reply to the guy who said, that you can't just walk into a bar and ask a chick "Wanna fuck?".
Because the skit is literally about a guy walking into a bar asking a girl "Wanna fuck?" in pretty much any way possible.
First bluntly, then with flowers, with chocolate, playing the guitar, then "let's just talk in a totally platonic way".
In the end, he just restarts and doesn't do anything - and then the girl asks him bluntly "Wanna fuck?".
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. Downloading issues? Look here.For anyone checking for pregnant content, check the picture after download game but if you lazy to download then it may be ending after defeated in special arena like goblin hove or something
Nunununo. Every site has different average review standards. Dlsite's skews extraordinarily high. Almost the entire spectrum of games is contained between 4 and 5 stars. You will barely see even 3/5 stars. Even absolute worthless slop gets that much. 3/5 would be average in a reasonable scale. On Dlsite a 3/5 means AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
To translate their scores into numbers that actually make sense, subtract 3.9 and multiply the result by 10. There's a rough estimate of your actual score out of 10.
Well it's a Japanese game so the answer is: probably fucking no lol.
We should just have a separate tag for pregnancy mechanics so we don't have to go through the same shit in every thread.
- Sep 30, 2017
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they're not asking though they just came in complaining hurr durr why h scenes on defeat, hurr durr why do devs do this
like asking hey is NTR avoidable? that's fine
but if people have already told you no it's not then why keep posting and complaining about it move the fuck on
true that they can be quite generous though i've mostly noticed that with action games that are absolute garbage lmao
but my point is that they make more sense than the ones in here because they review the game for what it is, they don't go playing a plot h-rpg like demons roots expecting some deep battlefuck, pregnancy, or other mechanics that the game simply is not mainly about
unlike in here where people will give 1 star for stupid reasons some of them being NTR unavoidable, no corruption
in a game that has fucking nothing to do with it
and i even saw one guy trashing a VISUAL NOVEL for having too much text
like bro
a visual novel
reviews in here are like that you'll see a 1 star bashing the game and the next one will be a 5 stars one saying it's a masterpiece
so hmmm while i get what you're saying i don't think we can simply apply that math with ALL reviews just like that
but you do raise a valid point, we definitely should be wary of reviews
- Jun 15, 2017
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Before, after just mean it failed. Never said it would succeeded, that depends on how hot you actually are but you can do it.
anyone got a guide or walkthrough? can't find the entrance to underwater and eastern village, also for the seduction locations? missing one, no 24 I think
- Jul 26, 2020
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Get the site admins to make separate tags for pregnancy as a mechanic and pregnancy as an ending, and people will stop having to ask on every game's thread. Until that happens, no, we who specifically enjoy preg as a mechanic and don't want to waste time chasing mere preg endings will keep asking, get used to it.
Hello, is there guide how get h scenes from npc? Because i dont understand what i need to do. Example- school 2 npc guys, both need uniform for scene- 1 npc- i get scene, 2- no, i dont want to. In the castle with princess dress- 1 guy ok, 2 guy- i too shy for that. Do i need return to them, before endgame?
Open "Cum details" window in menu, and type right or left directionnal key, you can check goddess sword current level : to get the "seduce sensually" skill, goddess sword have to reach lvl 6.
Post Scriptum : if anyone has a "cannot stop "what-ever-the-freakin'-sound-name" because there is no start !!!!!!!!!" problem while defeating the Saphyr Orc (if I remember correctly his name), just lower all sound sliders to zero.
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For everyone wondering what 'Sensually' refers in the quest list for the seduce quests, I found how you get those seduces done. Just read this:
If you check the skills of Iris' sword, the ones that unlock the more guys you screw (You can find the list in 'Cum Details' by pressing left or right), aside from the last one, they all look like attacks or spells. But the Level 6 skill (Sensual Seduction), that you get from seducing 14 of 27 of the guys, isn't one. It's what 'Sensually' refers to. With that skill, Iris just confidently asks instead of stuttering to everyone, and it's passive. Just reach 14 humans, then you can start warping around to screw everyone you missed (Like No. 1 and No. 3). You'll still need to wear the clothes they ask you to, but that's how you do Sensually.
If you check the skills of Iris' sword, the ones that unlock the more guys you screw (You can find the list in 'Cum Details' by pressing left or right), aside from the last one, they all look like attacks or spells. But the Level 6 skill (Sensual Seduction), that you get from seducing 14 of 27 of the guys, isn't one. It's what 'Sensually' refers to. With that skill, Iris just confidently asks instead of stuttering to everyone, and it's passive. Just reach 14 humans, then you can start warping around to screw everyone you missed (Like No. 1 and No. 3). You'll still need to wear the clothes they ask you to, but that's how you do Sensually.
- Jun 3, 2020
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There's a red circle outside the castle at the start of the game. Go there and use it to go to the top of the 'Tower of the Goddess'. It's the statue that says 'Memories'. If there isn't a red circle, just play normally until you get there, it happens early-on.