- May 11, 2017
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On behalf of the intergalactic federation of adult game developers:Like i said, the devs know whats happening to GUMDROP and why not copy his "playbook" and do it a "little" bit. Its happening all around delays after delays. I swear it the same excuse GUMDROP/KYLE provided for the delay and until now the excuse is ANIMATION.
Drat! Our invasion plans have been foiled. This guy has figured us out... Yes it's true it's all true... Yes, it is all developers plan to delay all games indefinitely and as much as possible because we couldn't possibly enjoy making our games. It is absolute torture for us. Our superior quantum computers can render images in the blink of an eye and never require repair or replacement. You see none of us developers ever have any health problems. We are an advanced telepathic alien species that live over a thousand years and always in perfect health. We don't have any lives outside of the games we make either. We all live together on the moon jerking each other off telepathically. We killed JFK. We are behind 9/11. We are coming to get you! We don't have jobs nor do we need money. Moon rocks are our currency. So that never could possibly get in the way of our work on creating games to rule the world. We don't have relationships or families just our moon commune where we all live together while jerking each other off telepathically. These telepathic circle jerks have grown boring for us... The only way we can truly get off is through these delays... You see it has nothing to do with wanting our art to be done properly... no no no. What we enjoy most is making inferior humanoids suffer from these delays. It amuses us. We know it will drive humans to insanity. Once all humans have gone insane we will rule the world.
Resistance is futile.