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3lfscout

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Good for you perhaps. I consider the protagonist to be my 2d avatar and i want him to go around fucking housewife milfs while still remain the good guy meaning no blackmail, rape or the likes and absolutely no group sex since i ain't sharing my woman anytime soon 2d or not. Sadly most of those are visual novels. Male protagonists in 2d rpgm got cucked most of the time.
Fucking housewives makes Virtual You a Bad guy though.
"Coveting thy neighbor's wife" is bad. Screw that Book or the Stone Tablet: the Trojan War should be example enough that that is bad. Countless lives wasted because one guy had "good" intentions.

So aside from anyway not being good - why even want to?
I could never want that.
I am Bad, and I like being Bad.
I knew my fate and calling at age 7.
I was 7 years "old" the first time I set sail under the Roger.
As in: Got led outa the store in restraints.
(I count being lifted up in the air by more than 1 person as "restraints")
Oh sweet, basketball-sized amount of delicious candy, I regret nothing.

Our pirate ancestors sailed around fraggin, pillaging, looting, burning, playing the in-and-out game with chicks then fraggin them or sellin them as slaves, doesn't mean we do it in RL.
But it's in our blood.
We knew it the first time we took something we had absolutely no right to.
That's why the Virtual was even invented in first place I say - to let loose:
Indulging in sweet havoc without gettin punished for it.
Games for the fraggin, games for the pillaging and looting, games for the burning, and obviously games for the chicks part.

Letting loose is way easier with a Female protagonist - much more options to satiate the inner sea-man, and harmonizes perfectly with (metaphorically) punching game-devs in the face in first place.
 

sonhot

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Fucking housewives makes Virtual You a Bad guy though.
Thats why i prefer the mc stealing wives and gfs of those who deserves it like an abusive, cheating husband or a boyfriend who's so timid he refuse to even kiss his girl. I only consider its bad when the mc actively trying to ruin a normal relationship of 2 lovebirds through underhanded methods.
 

thelolkat

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So with all that in mind... honestly, you could leave 99% of J-games in the original Japanese and just hold down the CTRL button to race between sex scenes and not miss anything worthwhile. Just enjoy the porn and be happy with it.
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I laughed out loud. not like internet laugh out loud, like actual laughter.
 

Squark ⚧❤️

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Well, this IS RPG Maker MV. This kind of error is unfortunately common with games made using this engine.
Also, the program is looking for a japanese file name. That's what the string of Hexadecimal numbers wrapped in % is saying. You need supplimental Japanese fonts and to launch the game while your non-unicode settings are set to Japanese.

Also, to create a spoiler, put the spoiler opener tag BEFORE what you want in the spoiler. It's a lot easier to avoid problems if you manually type the tag yourself.
 
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Kara Dabbe

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On one hand, yes machine translations are the maximum suck.

On the other hand, the dialog in J-games is already pretty horrible to begin with. You could write it using nothing more than flash cards:
  • "Oh player-san, it's so big!"
  • "Oh player-san, it hurts but it also feels good!"
  • "Oh player-san, if you keep doing that I'll lose my mind!"
  • "Oh player-san's penis is inside me!"
  • "Oh player-san, it feels so strange, but good!"
  • "Random non-sense that you won't even read because you're just skipping to the next inevitable sex scene."
  • "It can't be helped." (To this day I have no fucking clue what that's supposed to mean, but J-games use it like it's a fucking punctuation mark)
  • "Oh player-san, do you think Slut #14 is prettier than me?"
  • "Oh my first kiss was with player-san!"
And then there's the characters. Get ready for more flash cards:
  • The main character, who is invariably "a perfectly normal high school student." Usually but not always an orphan. If not an orphan it's only so they can add incest.
  • The mother of the two daughters, who is invariably some Japanese parody of an American and thus has tits the size of small planets.
  • The older daughter who is invariably a cold-hearted bitch until you fuck her, then she becomes a princess.
  • The younger daughter who apparently lives off Red Bull and has the IQ of a helium balloon - and a voice to match.
  • The tomboy "childhood friend" (or cousin if incest is the theme)
  • If the theme is a work environment, which is always a cafe, then the girls will be utterly indistinguishable except for their hair colors.
  • If you have a job, your boss is invariably an overbearing MILF who goes from controlling to doormat the moment you fuck her.
  • If you're fucking your neighbor's wife, she's always this sweet naive thing who's never even thought of cheating until you came around. Sure, lady, I believe you.
  • Three or more simultaneously pregnant women who won't get the least bit jealous over each other because Mr.Boring here has a magic wand for a dick or something.
  • Your one male friend will somehow come across as being an even bigger sleeze-bucket than yourself, even though you're the one fucking half the neighborhood and he never gets laid at all.

So with all that in mind... honestly, you could leave 99% of J-games in the original Japanese and just hold down the CTRL button to race between sex scenes and not miss anything worthwhile. Just enjoy the porn and be happy with it.
Thank you for this, couldn't said it better in any shape or form.
 
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nobertono

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re upload link is die
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FookU2

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The game was translated from japanese to english by a machine translation software. Due to this not being done by a human, machine translated games often have mistakes. Proof read means that the OP read through the machine translated game and fixed any errors.
My curiosity got the best of me, so there's this question....
If the dev can proofread it, why even use an MTL software? Why not just manually translate the entire game?
But....reading other comments, both were a fail anyway. lol
 

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