I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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ate at a pizza restaurant, girl got snobby, took her home, watched the crappy movie she chose, got something from her friend, talked to mom upstairs, left mom alone, then Dad came back bought girl paint, I went back to my room, did not want to do the nasty with backbiting friend or floozy needy soon to be ex wife, (had a good day with the kid tho), went and saw Dad's scientology cult end of game.
The human eye doesn't see in HD. Summertime Saga's been in development for years but that doesn't mean there's been years of actual work on it. Plot carries a lot more water to me than images, this has slim to none erotic action actually going on, and you guys here are total creeps. Got it. I'll be on my way now.
You misread the info; the eye don't see in 8k, not in HD. Human resolution per average is around 6 Megapixels. When we concentrate on a object (in our case beautiful girls :)) the resolution can increase.
And don't compare cartoonish SS with this game. Is, how the dev put it "Apples and oranges".
The human eye has a resolution of around 576 megapixels, so just a smidge over HD ;):geek:

But only if you really focus, the actual important resolution is around 7MP or 170 DPI at 8ft
 

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the human eye is also round. You can render the crags, snags and valleys of human skin all you want to, but you could also use a magnifying glass. You could render it in as many megapixels as you want, it still reads as flat unless you have a correctly curved surface (uninvented as of yet) or perhaps are using some kind of VR setup (though this game is not made in VR, there are no VR controls etc.)
If you can't make it good make it big if you can't make it big make it red. That is what the developer has done by making a very small game very large in size.
I think dev is stepping around the argument I made, and not very tactfully. Men don't just turn on because they see a nekkid girl, they get turned on by a person, a personality, a situation. Otherwise we'd all be married to statues.
I would rather have Jessica Rabbit than Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day any day of the week. Margaret Thatcher threw out a bunch of people who were about to make some money based on where they lived. Jessica Rabbit is faithful and modest despite having nice curves. I can compare well done erotica to less well done erotica, and that's the distinction I was making here. You have better chances of making well done erotica with characters you can root for. No one is rooting for backstabbing former friend, druggy, golddigging harpy wife, or silent, brainwashed, manipulative prude.
You know, this is a game (VN), right? Even more, is a porn game? One of the tags of the game is harem, so this depends of the MC to punish the girls for backstabbing, taking drugs and for manipulation. But more important to educate them:devilish:. To become humble servants of the MC, hehe:LOL:
 
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the human eye is also round. You can render the crags, snags and valleys of human skin all you want to, but you could also use a magnifying glass. You could render it in as many megapixels as you want, it still reads as flat unless you have a correctly curved surface (uninvented as of yet) or perhaps are using some kind of VR setup (though this game is not made in VR, there are no VR controls etc.)
If you can't make it good make it big if you can't make it big make it red. That is what the developer has done by making a very small game very large in size.
I think dev is stepping around the argument I made, and not very tactfully. Men don't just turn on because they see a nekkid girl, they get turned on by a person, a personality, a situation. Otherwise we'd all be married to statues.
I would rather have Jessica Rabbit than Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day any day of the week. Margaret Thatcher threw out a bunch of people who were about to make some money based on where they lived. Jessica Rabbit is faithful and modest despite having nice curves. I can compare well done erotica to less well done erotica, and that's the distinction I was making here. You have better chances of making well done erotica with characters you can root for. No one is rooting for backstabbing former friend, druggy, golddigging harpy wife, or silent, brainwashed, manipulative prude.
You're questions have been answered. Seems to me that you're a "I want it, and I want it now" kind of person, instead of actually letting me develop the game, you want at least 2 years of development right now. I can do that, but I'm gonna have to hire full time staff to get it done, so you're gonna pay the bill to get it.

$45,000 for new posing rigs to speed up for multiple artists to pose
$45,000 for new rendering farm to render everything in the time frame you want.
$150,000 to pay enough writers to do it in the time frame you want
$150,000 to pay tech guy
$300,000 for asset artists
$1,500,000 to pay me, and multiple other artist to pose in the time frame you want.

Total = $2,190,000

Alternatively, you can wait and let us develop it as we can. If you still can't wait, I'm sure you can find investors to go in with you on it. I accept PayPal.
 

I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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You're questions have been answered. Seems to me that you're a "I want it, and I want it now" kind of person, instead of actually letting me develop the game, you want at least 2 years of development right now. I can do that, but I'm gonna have to hire full time staff to get it done, so you're gonna pay the bill to get it.

$45,000 for new posing rigs to speed up for multiple artists to pose
$45,000 for new rendering farm to render everything in the time frame you want.
$150,000 to pay enough writers to do it in the time frame you want
$150,000 to pay tech guy
$300,000 for asset artists
$1,500,000 to pay me, and multiple other artist to pose in the time frame you want.

Total = $2,190,000

Alternatively, you can wait and let us develop it as we can. If you still can't wait, I'm sure you can find investors to go in with you on it. I accept PayPal.
If that job opening for Tech Guy is still open, would you kindly accept my application? :geek:;)
 

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Here it is. :)
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BTW Can I still work from home in my underwear? :unsure:
Make a thread like that person who made the "I would be great mod" thread did.

"I'm not Thea Lundgren would make a great tech guy"

Reasons
- I'm not Thea Lundgren
- Totes Not Thea
- I support 38 people on Patreon, so I can bribe them for stuff. Probably.
- Did I mention i'm not Thea?
 

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We require total nudity while working on Lexi. Although I've been re-evaluating this policy due to the cold winter.

Don't you touch that policy, it's clearly a critical condition for success! If you're cold, grab a blankie! And when the GoombaRoomba Payday comes in you can buy a heater. BUT NO CLOTHES! Things are going great, don't rock the boat!
 

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Amusing as this back and forth between the angry mushroom and...everyone...is, I'm a bit confused by one thing.

GoombaRoomba, who is this "backstabbing former friend" you seem to dislike at least as much as the crackwhore soon-to-be ex-wife?
Are you referring to Chelsea?
 
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I'm Not Thea Lundgren!

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Make a thread like that person who made the "I would be great mod" thread did.

"I'm not Thea Lundgren would make a great tech guy"

Reasons
- I'm not Thea Lundgren
- Totes Not Thea
- I support 38 people on Patreon, so I can bribe them for stuff. Probably.
- Did I mention i'm not Thea?
It's 39 now, I need to update that! ;)
We require total nudity while working on Lexi. Although I've been re-evaluating this policy due to the cold winter.
That's not a deal breaker! (y):)
I haven't complained about working for free. Please don't put words in my mouth.

You know what, just for the sake of the discussion, lets go with your numbers. $500,000

Again, I take PayPal.
You'll get hammered with fees if you use PayPal, give me your bank details, I'll make sure it gets done properly! :)
 

icesun

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Do we all have to be surgeons to say that a surgeon is cutting out the wrong parts?
Do we all have to be librarians to look and find and maintain books?
Do we all have to have five years in architecture to build a shed?
Nope, but you also don't need any of that to be a respectful human being either... ...and you obviously lack hard in that department. :rolleyes:
 

Freezer14

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Are you just being argumentative to be argumentative?
"And here we see the wild goomba pot shouting at the kettle over its color."

The only person being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative here is you. I get that you probably find it fun, but you're wasting your time getting your ass handed to you, and your fallacies thrown back in your face. Not one thing you've said regarding this game has been true. Hell, your first complaint you proved false by admitting that you downloaded a 3.75 GB version, not 4. You're looking for something to bitch about (trust me, I've dealt with your type before), but there's nothing there. Just give up and quit while you can.
Very light on porn, from what I've experienced.
Your fault. You chose to skip the scenes that are there. You said so yourself.
I don't pay monkeys I just train em!
Huh. No wonder all monkeys know how to do is throw shit and shove bananas down their throats.
 
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