We clarified every planned tags and existential questions, so here is a useless poll : Who are you ?

  • I am a stand-up comedian

    Votes: 300 2.8%
  • I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

    Votes: 3,495 32.1%
  • I am a fly in a sweater

    Votes: 345 3.2%
  • I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

    Votes: 2,713 24.9%
  • I'm a three-time world champion beer drinker located in the Zimbabwe

    Votes: 502 4.6%
  • I am a book store owner living in the New Jersey

    Votes: 306 2.8%
  • I am a slave ready to serve our Lord Vinkawa to have more anal scenes in the game

    Votes: 744 6.8%
  • I am definitely not Ulysses S. Grant

    Votes: 1,619 14.9%
  • I am Sofa King We Todd Did

    Votes: 764 7.0%
  • I am a turkey pastrami

    Votes: 106 1.0%

  • Total voters
    10,894
4.20 star(s) 39 Votes