Surely you're wrong there! Are you saying that calling other people betas, simps, and cucks is just trying to mask their feelings of inadequacy? I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!
I did see an interesting twitter post on FB about alphas the other day:
"I'm an alpha male."
No, you're not. You're an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important. Do you even know what an alpha does?? They feed and protect your pack. Where is your fanny pack full of Cheesy crackers, Steve?
If you are out with your buds and don't have ibuprofen, Neosporin, and cheesy crackers with you, you are not an alpha.
And a comment:
Also, as an alpha, you have to know the location of the nearest hospital, where the car is parked, the nearest bathroom, water and food -- and also the day's weather report.
EDIT: Put that way, Moms are the alphas.