Miðgarðsormr

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Oct 1, 2017
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Perhaps I'll run a little poll on it, see what suggestions there's out there. :D
The hidden perks are definite contenders.
My time to shine.

1. Trebuchets.... lots of trebuchets.
2. It it bleeds we can kill it... but should we?
3. Did someone say bears?
4. The lick of death.
5. Lot did it first.
6. I'm the king of my.... couch?
7. Office witches with benefits.
8. Office sausage incident.
9. Sex drugs and rock & roll. Or maybe just a coffee?
10. Is it art?
11. Fruit salad taste test.
12. WTF DID YOU SEE THAT?
13. The birds and the bees.
14. Bedroom taste test.
15. Game developing with joystick problems.
16. Put that cookie DOWN!!!!
17. Trebuchets are needed once again.
18. You Are a Pirate!
19. Monstergirls? Yes please.
20. I have made fire.
21. Watersports.. no.. really.
22. BANANA DANCE!!!
 

naughtyroad

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Maybe i'm wrong, but normally, steam achievements, even for adult games, need to be SFW.
Bears, are allowed.
Yes, they have to indeed, although I'm guessing a certain level of profanity will be less of an issue than explicit images, but I'll brush up on the specifics when I cross that bridge.

My time to shine.
(...)
Cheers, I'm definitely jotting those down for later reference.
 

Heml0ck

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Yes, they have to indeed, although I'm guessing a certain level of profanity will be less of an issue than explicit images, but I'll brush up on the specifics when I cross that bridge.
Puns and innuendo, such as loving Chunky Chicas, are preferred by Steam approval committees.
 
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Dremel

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Sep 24, 2017
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I've been playin' all night, my saves' placed on page 3.
There's a voice in my head that drives me here.
It's my Denise callin', sayin', "I need you here".
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear.

When my stats get high and the story gets too much.
She sends an invite, coming in from her love.
Don't need no walkthrough at all.
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love.
We've got a main save in our files.
Radar love.

The Soundtrack's playin' some forgotten song.
Brenda Lee's "Coming On Strong".
This game has got me hypnotized.
And I'm speedin' into a nude sunrise.
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough.
They send their comfort coming in from above.
We don't need no update at all.

We've got a thing that's called a Radar love.
We've got a File in our mind.
Radar love.

No more speed, I'm almost there.
Gotta keep wait, now gotta take care.
Last reload to pass, here I go.
And the line of files go down real slow, woah.
And my computer played that forgotten song.
Brenda Lee's "Coming On Strong".
And My Macy sang her same song.
Oh, one more radar lover gone.

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough.
They send their comforts coming in from above.
We don't need no main save at all.
We've got a thing that's called radar love.
We've got a file in our mind.
We've got a thing that's called radar love.
We've got a thing that's called.
My own choice.
 

rudy007

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Mar 17, 2021
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Am I misunderstanding the last few pages or is the v7 update supposed to drop today?
Many people ask that, so our universal answer is "soon, today, tomorrow..." It will be probably sometime this month. I said probably because there is no official date, Naughty will publish a date when he's ready.
 
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affen123

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Oct 6, 2017
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I'm a little confused that there was no update on Discord today, although Naughtyroad is very reliable.
Hopefully he is fine and nothing bad happened.

Love greetings a secret stalker
 
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