FatGiant
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- Jan 7, 2022
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I, obviously am the one that spends it's days by the creek pretending to fish ( I hate fishing, I hate fish) just so no one bothers him. Everyone thinks I'm slow, I reinforce that by always saying "Huh?" to everything they ask. They leave me alone. Except when they want to have a laugh on my expense, asking me if I prefer a quarter or a $1 dollar bill... I always take the quarter. I bloody well know that the day I take the bill the game ends... and since everyone likes to play...........
I'm a master at one thing only, weaponizing incompetence. Whatever they ask me to do I say YES, very emphatically, then do the worst possible mess. No wonder they always tell me to go fish. Girls like me. I'm always nice to them. I bring them flowers, from their gardens. I am very shy and I blush easily. They love it. All of them like to teach me things, like kissing, what a breast looks like, what to do when my thingy gets hard... all of them help me... even the married ones. And I never learn... no matter how hard they try... It's a curse, really. Everyone likes to see me eat... I make a fucking mess of it, they laugh and laugh, and bring me more food and wine... they love to see me drunk... because I fall asleep instantly, they laugh and laugh... the next day they try again... Haven't payed for food, ever...It's a living, this hard job of making everyone happy...
Peace
