Huh, squashed version on nofile got flagged as a virus (a Trojan). I've downloaded tons of stuff from here, and this is the first time something I downloaded showed as infected. Not putting a lot of faith in Windows Defender (I know, but I'm lazy don't like to deal with the endless update messages and crap that comes with other free security programs[/sheepish]), but I'd be curious if any other virus scanners flag it. Chrome said there was a virus too.
Considering all the problems people are having with a "working" copy, I'm not gonna put much more effort into it.