@Faerin
A guys walks into doctors:
-Doctor, i have blue balls!
-Lemme see. Drop pants. Hm.. Not both tho. Only left one. I think this is a serious Blue Balls medical condition and we need to operate! We have to remove it!
-Is it necessery?
-Well, you still will have right bollocks left, so it isn't so bad.
Few weeks after operation, guys walks back to the doctor:
-Doctor, my other bollocks is all blue!
-Oh no! We have to amputate it as well.
Another week after operation, guys walks into doctors:
-Doctor, my willy is getting blue as well!
-Let me see... Are you walking commando? (No pants)
-Well, yeah, it's comfy.
-Hm.. Are you sure your jeans don't colour blue??
Moral of the story - We want SEX, not blue balls LOL