So, I'd just like to say how much I enjoyed Day 4 so far. Some of the most comedic stuff I've ever read in one of these games.
*whacks dick with toy lightsaber* "AAA You broke my dick!*dick bent at a stupid angle* Im calling the police and you're going to jail" "no need dude, just fuck my wife to make sure your dick still works"
"Are you fucking me?" "No, I'm giving you a vaginal massage with my dick" "Ah, OK"
"Honey why is this man's dick in your ass?" "Its not in her ass bro" "let me see" "here look *sticks dick to the hilt in ass and pulls back* see, it wasn't in her ass" "ah ok, do it again to make sure"
"Oh Im slipping *slips onto dick* oh sorry pull out please" *starts fucking her instead* "Are you fucking me?" "No Im trying to pull out, but my dick hurts every time I pull out, I think I need to cum to relieve the agonizing pain" "Oh, ok, you can move your dick until you cum, but you can't fuck me"
This some retarded and golden stuff here.