The (fake (or is it?)) TRUTH about the issues with the clothes in this game is ACTUALY shocking and TERRIFYING. It seems that some guy named Pork Chop (or some other Pork related name) in a weird Game about Time Travel, was eating (EVIL) Oatmeal Raisin Cookies and a few crumbs fell into his machine. This DISASTER has affected the Time/Space continuum in a variety of OTHER games causing clothes issues as mentioned here, as well as some characters having portions of there bodies phase into walls. Heck, I'VE seen characters FLOATING in some games.
Because of this issue (that most Devs are ignoring) we will see STRANGE things in games. I urge ALL players to band together and BAN/BLOCK/CANCEL Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. We must act NOW before this EVIL spreads. #
CancelOatmealRaisinCookies.
This insane theory has been brought to you by the voices in my head. I take NO responsibility for any confusion/headaches/excessive laughter that may result.
Just a thought.
P.S. My next totally AWESOME and IMPORTANT campaign will likely be about limiting pancakes and promoting WAFFLES. #
SaveTheWaffles. I am not yet sure, as there IS the important cause of promoting the use of GIANT Marshmallows as Pillows.