VN Ren'Py Abandoned Midlife Crisis [v0.34 - v0.1 Dark] [Nefastus Games]

[MrKoala]

My compressed unofficial Android port of Midlife Crisis v0.33 with thanks for the demos
Courteous Mod + Walk through and the incest patch
Usual gestures, save name/delete, seethru textbox, resizeable game and dialogue text.
Scrollable textbox - no more text off the bottom of your screen
Alternative persistent saves/log location
Grant storage permissions on first run!
Mega

For some reason I can't install your app. I've successfully installed and played other games from this site, I don't know why yours doesn't work.

 

[Wills747]

For some reason I can't install your app. I've successfully installed and played other games from this site, I don't know why yours doesn't work.

Could be a number of reasons, remaining space, fragments left over from another app of the same name or another app of the same name installed. (Signature conflict) I also don't support less than Android 5.
The other one I've been hearing lately is antivirus false positives, most likely to do with permissions around Alternative Saves. (You won't lose saves if you uninstall between updates)

 

[Porthas]

So let me get this straight. This is a midlifce crisis where you DON'T drop the dumpy old wife for the new hotness? Is it even a midlife crisis then?

This game would have been better if you could dump the ugly fat old wife in for the new hotness. As soon as she barked at me to get out of my own kitchen I'd have kicked her can to the curb.

 

[oaiki]

This game would have been better if you could dump the ugly fat old wife

And add the divorce proceedings, alimony, etc. on top of the MLC? I think he boxed clever, get his missus involved, keep his business, keep his bank account, keep his "new hotness", grow a tribe and continue to sing whenever the whim takes him ...

 

[Cartageno]

So let me get this straight. This is a midlifce crisis where you DON'T drop the dumpy old wife for the new hotness? Is it even a midlife crisis then?

Plain and simple: yes, it is. Multiple ways in which you can experiences, different consequences come.

And having Sandra around makes this story so much better. Nothing like a bit of corruption due to that new hotness.

 

[bronze189]

So let me get this straight. This is a midlifce crisis where you DON'T drop the dumpy old wife for the new hotness? Is it even a midlife crisis then?

This game would have been better if you could dump the ugly fat old wife in for the new hotness. As soon as she barked at me to get out of my own kitchen I'd have kicked her can to the curb.

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Trust me - having her be complicit in the corruption is WAY more fun!

 

[Team Thanos]

And having Sandra around makes this story so much better. Nothing like a bit of corruption due to that new hotness.

Bingo

 

[Porthas]

And add the divorce proceedings, alimony, etc. on top of the MLC? I think he boxed clever, get his missus involved, keep his business, keep his bank account, keep his "new hotness", grow a tribe and continue to sing whenever the whim takes him ...

Near the beginning of this game, we have a conversation with an employee dude and we can set aside funds so that the old dumpy wife can't get her mitts on them. I thought for sure this was a set up so we could get rid of the dumpy wife.

I mean, she's dumpy. Old. Unattractive. This is why guys have mid-life events.

I'm not interested in the dumpy wife. Her attitude sucks and she's not attractive. I don't want her in the middle of my new hotness harem or whatever it is. There really should be an option to toss her out on her arse. Or she dies from a heart attack from one too many fried chicken wings.

 

[Count Morado]

Near the beginning of this game, we have a conversation with an employee dude and we can set aside funds so that the old dumpy wife can't get her mitts on them. I thought for sure this was a set up so we could get rid of the dumpy wife.

I mean, she's dumpy. Old. Unattractive. This is why guys have mid-life events.

I'm not interested in the dumpy wife. Her attitude sucks and she's not attractive. I don't want her in the middle of my new hotness harem or whatever it is. There really should be an option to toss her out on her arse. Or she dies from a heart attack from one too many fried chicken wings.

Well then this game isn't for you - there are 10,000+ other games on this site for you to enjoy. Have fun.

 

[bronze189]

It's been reported. Not sure if Nef has seen it, though, as he has been dealing with some (should be) minor real life issues.

Okay, I have to ask - what game(s) are your banners from?

 

[SinCityLocal]

For the last few updates, I've not been able to play. All the text is scrambled, as seen in these screenshots. I searched to see if anyone else has had this problem, but it seems not... or I'm not using the correct words to find any results. Has anybody had this problem and been able to rectify it. If so, how?

 

[Zephea]

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For the last few updates, I've not been able to play. All the text is scrambled, as seen in these screenshots. I searched to see if anyone else has had this problem, but it seems not... or I'm not using the correct words to find any results. Has anybody had this problem and been able to rectify it. If so, how?

Change your graphic settings. Hold down the Shift key, start the game. Select the Angle... option at the upper left. Press Quit at the bottom right. Start the game again and it should work for you. :>)

 

[Jorund]

Near the beginning of this game, we have a conversation with an employee dude and we can set aside funds so that the old dumpy wife can't get her mitts on them. I thought for sure this was a set up so we could get rid of the dumpy wife.

I mean, she's dumpy. Old. Unattractive. This is why guys have mid-life events.

I'm not interested in the dumpy wife. Her attitude sucks and she's not attractive. I don't want her in the middle of my new hotness harem or whatever it is. There really should be an option to toss her out on her arse. Or she dies from a heart attack from one too many fried chicken wings.

Alright alright alright, enough internet-time for today mister Tate, back to your cell...
Not every "mid-life event" is the fault of a woman, and if this particular woman is not to your liking ... tough luck, you can only hope for the dev making a route at some point to cut her out for good. But right now, you might just skip this game then and let that toxicity simmer a bit longer on a lower heat maybe.

 

[Cartageno]

I mean, she's dumpy. Old. Unattractive. This is why guys have mid-life events.

Nope. "Midlife Crisis" is not "oooh, my woman is getting saggy". That may contribute to it, but Midlife Crisis is starting to feel old. Bones croaking when getting up. Younger people adressing me formally instead of thinking I am hip. Realizing that I probably have fewer years in me than I thought so gotta make them count. Oh, and gals can have them, too. Your partner may actually be helpful, since they see you through some kind of rose-tinted glasses if you're lucky. And for many really hunting the skirts is not that important anymore - for some it is and we all fantasize probably - not worth the hassle.

 

[SinCityLocal]

Change your graphic settings. Hold down the Shift key, start the game. Select the Angle... option at the upper left. Press Quit at the bottom right. Start the game again and it should work for you. :>)

The game doesn't open if I try it while holding the shift key.

EDIT: Finally got it. Thanks.

 

[MrKoala]

Could be a number of reasons, remaining space, fragments left over from another app of the same name or another app of the same name installed. (Signature conflict) I also don't support less than Android 5.
The other one I've been hearing lately is antivirus false positives, most likely to do with permissions around Alternative Saves. (You won't lose saves if you uninstall between updates)

It sucks because it never gives me a reason for why it can't install but after taking a closer look I'm pretty sure it's because I don't have enough space especially since none of the other reasons should apply to me.

Thanx for the help.

 

[Porthas]

Well then this game isn't for you - there are 10,000+ other games on this site for you to enjoy. Have fun.

Apparently it might become a game for me, since there are rumors of plans to give us the option to phase out the old ugly nagging wife.



But in the meantime, these forums are for both lovers and those who are critical of the games, not just for the sycophants. So learn to live with other opinions. It doesn't bother me at all that people see the game differently and even like things I don't like.

 

[jdsgaara]

Is there a way to not have any sexy stuff with Sandra ? I hate this character ><

I stopped playing this game because of her.

 

[Lightaces]

Okay, I have to ask - what game(s) are your banners from?

Being a DIK.

 

[Lightaces]

Nope. "Midlife Crisis" is not "oooh, my woman is getting saggy". That may contribute to it, but Midlife Crisis is starting to feel old. Bones croaking when getting up. Younger people adressing me formally instead of thinking I am hip. Realizing that I probably have fewer years in me than I thought so gotta make them count. Oh, and gals can have them, too. Your partner may actually be helpful, since they see you through some kind of rose-tinted glasses if you're lucky. And for many really hunting the skirts is not that important anymore - for some it is and we all fantasize probably - not worth the hassle.

Trying to explain to people like this that they are responsible for their own behavior is a waste of time; for them, everything has to be someone else's fault.