I've accidentally deleted this review 3 times now, because I have the dumb apparently. Time to summarize slightly.
I don't review games often, but every so often one comes along that I can't ignore.
Milftoon drama is a point and click adventure, taking extremely heavy cues from early 90s P&Cs. This is not a great idea, especially in this game and it's odd and poorly executed game design.
My biggest gripe, and the primary reason I rated it so poorly is the game utter fascination for taking control away from the player.
You can click through text, but not in certain "cutscenes". Don't do that. I can read faster than 4th grader, I don't need you to spoon feed the dialogue at a snails pace. To make this super clear, the dialogue in these scenes is so unreasonably slow, it's almost insulting. You know what happens when the game does this? I tab away and do literally anything else until the scene ends. Except that sometimes pauses the game or certain animations. When it decides to this particular feat of annoyance seems random.
Phone calls are the worst. Oddly you CAN skip these with the escape button, but just the phone calls(So far that I've seen). Why? Why just phone calls? I'm not even convinced it's intentional, and not just a bug breaking the scene. Mostly because it just breaks the facial details when I do it in other cutscenes, but doesn't skip them.
There's no fast forward for previously read text. Something literally every other VN is capable of doing. You have to spam click through everything. Pressing control, the usual button to fast forward, just makes the UI flicker faster then usual.
I don't mind the item hunting and general difficulty of the point and click style. I've played much worse in this regard. Yes, a walkthrough is probably required for most players and it can be a tedious nightmare, but that's pretty par for the course in P&Cs.
The lack of consistency in dialogue speed and constant need to randomly take control away from the player is far more aggravating. Quickly making this game an utter chore to play as you hunt around and spam click through dialogue you've read 40 times, only to randomly get stopped dead by a molasses slow cutscene that can sometimes take quite a while to finish.
Milftoon Drama has amazing artwork, quite possibly some of the best I've seen out of many games on this site(IMO). There's a lot of love in it, but it's marred so heavily by bad or poorly executed design choices that even that artwork can't save it. All Milftoon would have to do to earn a decent rating in my book is allow me to skip read dialogue and let me control the pace of "cutscenes". Such simple things for VN, that this game neglects to it's own massive detriment.
To say nothing of the lack of task tracking, lack of NPC hint reiteration, or even a simple hint system in general to put you back on track. Which will, if you don't pay close attention at all times, or leave the game for a while, leave you lost and wandering.
Literally the only way I would recommend this game is if you like the artwork enough to sit through all the tedium, and have the walkthrough handy to power through it faster. Doing it without a walkthrough and wrestling with it's various problems just simply isn't worth it.
I don't review games often, but every so often one comes along that I can't ignore.
Milftoon drama is a point and click adventure, taking extremely heavy cues from early 90s P&Cs. This is not a great idea, especially in this game and it's odd and poorly executed game design.
My biggest gripe, and the primary reason I rated it so poorly is the game utter fascination for taking control away from the player.
You can click through text, but not in certain "cutscenes". Don't do that. I can read faster than 4th grader, I don't need you to spoon feed the dialogue at a snails pace. To make this super clear, the dialogue in these scenes is so unreasonably slow, it's almost insulting. You know what happens when the game does this? I tab away and do literally anything else until the scene ends. Except that sometimes pauses the game or certain animations. When it decides to this particular feat of annoyance seems random.
Phone calls are the worst. Oddly you CAN skip these with the escape button, but just the phone calls(So far that I've seen). Why? Why just phone calls? I'm not even convinced it's intentional, and not just a bug breaking the scene. Mostly because it just breaks the facial details when I do it in other cutscenes, but doesn't skip them.
There's no fast forward for previously read text. Something literally every other VN is capable of doing. You have to spam click through everything. Pressing control, the usual button to fast forward, just makes the UI flicker faster then usual.
I don't mind the item hunting and general difficulty of the point and click style. I've played much worse in this regard. Yes, a walkthrough is probably required for most players and it can be a tedious nightmare, but that's pretty par for the course in P&Cs.
The lack of consistency in dialogue speed and constant need to randomly take control away from the player is far more aggravating. Quickly making this game an utter chore to play as you hunt around and spam click through dialogue you've read 40 times, only to randomly get stopped dead by a molasses slow cutscene that can sometimes take quite a while to finish.
Milftoon Drama has amazing artwork, quite possibly some of the best I've seen out of many games on this site(IMO). There's a lot of love in it, but it's marred so heavily by bad or poorly executed design choices that even that artwork can't save it. All Milftoon would have to do to earn a decent rating in my book is allow me to skip read dialogue and let me control the pace of "cutscenes". Such simple things for VN, that this game neglects to it's own massive detriment.
To say nothing of the lack of task tracking, lack of NPC hint reiteration, or even a simple hint system in general to put you back on track. Which will, if you don't pay close attention at all times, or leave the game for a while, leave you lost and wandering.
Literally the only way I would recommend this game is if you like the artwork enough to sit through all the tedium, and have the walkthrough handy to power through it faster. Doing it without a walkthrough and wrestling with it's various problems just simply isn't worth it.