I think its time we take matters into our own hands, thats right we join together and chant. It doesnt matter what you chant as long as you do something as senseless as questioning people that know no more than you do, thats right chant about clutch colostamy bags, how to properly handshake a quadroplegic, or the ever allusive question, how to react with cool after kissing a refridgerator magnet. I respect everyones desire for both an update to an inticing introduction, and well lets face it, the seductive allure of sporting a clutch collostamy bag, now that screams cool. The fact anyone here whimpers about updates when 95% of us dont do the patreon path, is in it self remarkably hillarious. Buck up ladies, it could be worse, the drive up window at taco bell only understands french