Have ye not heard the tale of Milfy City lad?
It's an adult game with the biggest simps in the seven seas! They hand over their booty for nary a booty in return low these many years.
The game gobbled up it's creator, swallowed him whole! An' devoured his entire internet presence with him!
Ey, others have tried to work on it. And their fate be the same as he... disappeared without a trace!
The game's cursed I tell ye... CURSED!
The only thing it does leave behind in its terrible wake, is a crew of pirates, doomed to search for those it has taken. These wretched souls wander the interwebs, clinging to any scrap or morsel the games victims have left behind. They are a cursed the same as the creator, but cannot seem to die...
Now there is a new soul attempting to reign in the beast! A fellow by the name of
Onyxdime- with two peg legs, two hook hands and two eye patches! But he swears he can see icstor in the light of a full moon, moaning about updates and infrequent, inconsequential teaser images...
No one knows for sure... but I bet ye a shilling the game will claim that poor basted too.
As for me, I set sail for more prosperous waters, me self. And I suggest ye do the same lad...