- Mar 28, 2020
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"Hey boss, yea, not feeling great."
"Huh? Oh it's-it's my balls."
"Yes that's right, my balls are super full."
"Gonna need the whole day to drain em."
"It's my PTO and I do what I want with it. Gotta go, got some elves that need dicking."
"See you on Wednesday!"