ImperialD

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For the first time, Patreon has allowed me to add a discount to subscriptions, so I decided to test it.
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You will get 25% off your first month!
The offer will last for two weeks.
Enjoy!
it figures .. and i'm retired and not getting much of shit .... can't afford shit .. well ok i can take a shit :unsure:;)
 
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jI11jaCksjAkk

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I swear they NEED to have a special bulletin or a must read when you sign up on how to hide spoilers.
It's a bit disappointing, but the % of normies compared to the % of self-absorbed dimwits is not better here at F95 than in the general population. May actually be worse...:cry:
In these forums, we usually hide the plot points concerning the latest update (most of the time), but not about previous updates. I guess our biased brains think everyone already played it.
Yeah but...anyone thinking about playing an update to any game (or starting it new) who before playing goes and ??? reads thread comments posted after the update was released kind of deserves what they get, IMHO.

Imagine if Empire Strikes Back were released today and you heard there was a big plot twist - what kind of dumbass would go to an ESB thread online before seeing the movie and read all the posts by people who have already seen it and *hope* nobody spoils that Vader and Luke are related? You would obviously assume that person had taken a few too many blows to the head, no?
I'll just pretend the unpatched version doesn't exist.
What is this "unpatched version" of which you speak? :unsure:
FatGiant is a special case
If we're being honest, I think we're all a little "special" in this thread. :sneaky:
And least she wasn't wearing a Habs jersey.
Goddamn fucking right.
Could be worst, she could be a (a) Boston Bruins fan or a (b) Toronto Maple Leafs fan. :BootyTime:
(a) GFY :ROFLMAO:
(b) be nice - they will never win anything ever, so just pat them on the head and let them go on dreaming of licking Asstin Mathpuke's little p3d0 moustache. :sneaky:
Now I have to get back to work, I'm behind in that too, but priorities.
Heard, Chef.
Excuse you! Go Leafs Go
Yeah. Go Away Leafs, Go Away. Because you suck more ass than a proctologist. :whistle:
i do have 7 kids ... 6 grandkids .... 5 great grandkids
Are you the MC of this game in the next update?!?!? :LOL:
 
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ImperialD

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It's a bit diappointing, but the % of normies compared to the % of self-absorbed dimwits is not better here at F95 than in the general population. May actually be worse...:cry:

Yeah but...anyone thinking about playing an update to any game (or starting it new) who before playing goes and ??? reads thread comments posted after the update was released kind of deserves what they get, IMHO.

Imagine if Empire Strikes Back were released today and you heard there was a big plot twist - what kind of dumbass would go to an ESB thread online before seeing the movie and read all the posts by people who have already seen it and *hope* nobody spoils that Vader and Luke are related? You would obviously assume that person had taken a few too many blows to the head, no?

What is this "unpatched version" of which you speak? :unsure:

If we're being honest, I think we're all a little "special" in this thread. :sneaky:

Goddamn fucking right.

(a) GFY :ROFLMAO:
(b) be nice - they will never win anything ever, so just pat them on the head and let them go on dreaming of licking Asstin Mathpuke's little p3d0 moustache. :sneaky:

Heard, Chef.

Yeah. Go Away Leafs, Go Away. Because you suck more ass than a proctologist. :whistle:

Are you the MC of this game in the next update?!?!? :LOL:
i could never do anything like this besides Trope95 is a badass at making awesome vn's :love: why would i ever wanna interfere with that :unsure:
 

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Imagine if Empire Strikes Back were released today and you heard there was a big plot twist - what kind of dumbass would go to an ESB thread online before seeing the movie and read all the posts by people who have already seen it and *hope* nobody spoils that Vader and Luke are related? You would obviously assume that person had taken a few too many blows to the head, no?
What? Luke and Vader are related????
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In Galaxy Wars (My Dorm's world version of Star Wars), Luke is related to R2D2. The movie was financed through Patreon, so there's no incest (although some perverts want to patch the film).
Is Vader still the father in this one?

Because if so, there's so many questions.... but I guess if he's related to both of them, it would cost him..... an arm and a leg. :BootyTime:
 

jI11jaCksjAkk

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What? Luke and Vader are related????
I knew I would get a bunch of these. My only question was how many seconds it would take before the first one. :LOL:
In Galaxy Wars (My Dorm's world version of Star Wars), Luke is related to R2D2. The movie was financed through Patreon, so there's no incest (although some perverts want to patch the film).
Incest schmincest - I'm FAR more concerned with who had to fuck who for Luke to be related to R2?? :eek:
Just make everyone a clone of palpatine Daphne
Fixed!
 
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Trope95

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Wait ....what ?? :oops: :oops: Darth Vader is really Lukes father ??? :oops::oops:
I thought that was fake news ! so is NTR the mysterious Clone factory ??
The real questions are:
"Does Luke kissing Leia count as NTR towards Han?"
"Who is the real MC?" If it's Han, Star Wars is Netori. If it's Luke, it's Netorare. If it's Jar-Jar, I don't want to know. :ROFLMAO:
"If we add a strap to the Deathstar and paint it red, could it be used as a mouth gag?"
 

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The real questions are:
"Does Luke kissing Leia count as NTR towards Han?"
"Who is the real MC?" If it's Han, Star Wars is Netori. If it's Luke, it's Netorare. If it's Jar-Jar, I don't want to know. :ROFLMAO:
"If we add a strap to the Deathstar and paint it red, could it be used as a mouth gag?"
If it's Jar Jar, the only good answer is; painful. It's painful.:ROFLMAO:
 
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xapican

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The real questions are:
"Does Luke kissing Leia count as NTR towards Han?"
No that is reverse Harem how WOKE and me2 confirmed .....
"Who is the real MC?" If it's Han, Star Wars is Netori. If it's Luke, it's Netorare. If it's Jar-Jar, I don't want to know. :ROFLMAO:
It's Chewbacca or where do you think the Ewoks come from?
"If we add a strap to the Deathstar and paint it red, could it be used as a mouth gag?"
Yes for special Big moths on the site

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