- Jan 20, 2018
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It's you, go read the first post under the OP. Don't be so lazy not to read anything, there's not even a page of comments to scan for the answer.
- Jul 10, 2017
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- Jul 10, 2017
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If you been playing some qsp games this quite familiar, lol
"We usually cook a housekeeper"?!? Poor guy moved in with cannibals!
- Aug 6, 2016
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I'd rake that housekeeper over the coals any day. They cook them in Russia, don't they?
But those images aren't bad
And please don't always fix bad translations. PLEASE! It's worth a laugh or several while playing this. There's not enough coffee or beer being fed to our monitors.
But those images aren't bad
And please don't always fix bad translations. PLEASE! It's worth a laugh or several while playing this. There's not enough coffee or beer being fed to our monitors.
- Nov 16, 2017
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This visual novel/game has some of the worst English translation/interpretation... Plus the story is told way too fast at some points, along with all the stereotypical character personalities... The crisp and clear visuals can not save this VN/Game... Even the erotic scenes between the protagonist and the sisters friend were over in two shakes of a lambs tail... There are hidden stats that you are unsure how they effect the game play, as well as lots of choice punishment that throw up negative stat numbers and in some cases warnings... How those really effect the game, again is not clear... This VN/Game is in dire need of an initial tutorial to explain away all the flying numbers and warnings, as you have no clue how they really truly effect the game... I can make some guesses, but would I be on the nose or up the creak? I went ahead and posted my review...
- Jul 21, 2017
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- Sep 21, 2017
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- Mar 8, 2018
- 2,765
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- Mar 8, 2018
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"Heard the smell of my favorite toasts..."
Well, we're off to the Caribbean, right now!
Really struggling to make sense of the English, but my charm works just fine on Cathy. Was like we've known eachother forever I tells ya.
Well, we're off to the Caribbean, right now!
Really struggling to make sense of the English, but my charm works just fine on Cathy. Was like we've known eachother forever I tells ya.
- Dec 17, 2016
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Not the beloved daddy! (If mc never met him, don't that make him a deadbeat and an asshole?) Father finds religion on the deathbed and we get a hilarious incest adventure in the engrish language, my body is ready!
- Dec 27, 2017
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I have played games with poor translations to English, that were actually quaint and amusing. This one, which is obviously a machine translation, was not amusing in the slightest. I am actually interested in knowing what is happening, even in a porn game - go figure. That is impossible in this game. That, and the inability to scroll back (even after using UnRen) caused me to place this one in my 'REJECTED' file. I need to try to erase the memory of this abomination, so I think I'll go play one of the 15 better games currently sitting in my backlog queue.
- Feb 16, 2018
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How can there be no dead father? Isn't it always?Another game that father died suddently and you become head of the family.
- Apr 6, 2017
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