- Jan 4, 2020
- 19
- 25
(Ashley knocks and enters Saki's room)
Ash: "Hi. I'm Ashley. I'm new here, studying English."
Student Standing on Bed: "Saki. I study Sociology."
Ash: "Saki, I see you, standing on the bed, eyeing the perfectly functional light fixture and I can't help thinking I interrupted something yet, should not leave."
Saki: "I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
Ash: "I'm just saying hello to everyone. I'll just move on to the lower floor..."
...
Ash: "Knock-knock!"
(Ashley opens Sophia's door, without waiting)
Ash: "Is this the RA's roo-"
(Glancing downward, Ashley sees Sophia's feet, twitch above the floor)
Ash: "HOLY SHIT!!! THE RA HANGED HERSELF-"
Sophia: "I'm just positively hovering!"
Ash: "OH!!! Thank God!!" (long exhale)
Sophia: "We have the best smut on the east coast, here..." (Applying hand sanitizer)
Ash: "Hi. I'm Ashley. I'm new here, studying English."
Student Standing on Bed: "Saki. I study Sociology."
Ash: "Saki, I see you, standing on the bed, eyeing the perfectly functional light fixture and I can't help thinking I interrupted something yet, should not leave."
Saki: "I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
Ash: "I'm just saying hello to everyone. I'll just move on to the lower floor..."
...
Ash: "Knock-knock!"
(Ashley opens Sophia's door, without waiting)
Ash: "Is this the RA's roo-"
(Glancing downward, Ashley sees Sophia's feet, twitch above the floor)
Ash: "HOLY SHIT!!! THE RA HANGED HERSELF-"
Sophia: "I'm just positively hovering!"
Ash: "OH!!! Thank God!!" (long exhale)
Sophia: "We have the best smut on the east coast, here..." (Applying hand sanitizer)