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Thassia Faune

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So in a nutshell it's basically:
"Oh hey heh, we're still working on Bates so we have to postpone again FUNNY ISN'T IT. So we had our animator to do ANOTHER guest character so you don't feel robbed, ok? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE WASTING TIME ON POINTLESS STUFF LIKE OST ALBUMS (SEGA does it, why can't we??) We know he should be finshed by now but please give us more time because we really need the cash and we can't figure out how this bloody code works. Cheers~"
 

Zeorentine

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So in a nutshell it's basically:
"Oh hey heh, we're still working on Bates so we have to postpone again FUNNY ISN'T IT. So we had our animator to do ANOTHER guest character so you don't feel robbed, ok? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE WASTING TIME ON POINTLESS STUFF LIKE OST ALBUMS (SEGA does it, why can't we??) We know he should be finshed by now but please give us more time because we really need the cash and we can't figure out how this bloody code works. Cheers~"
Pretty much except I don't think we even got a guest character this time, just more moves for bates, because he clearly isn't overtuned enough :)
 

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Thassia Faune

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Pretty much except I don't think we even got a guest character this time, just more moves for bates, because he clearly isn't overtuned enough :)
I think it's a character named "Foxy", don't remember him. Or if he was previously - whelp, they're pretty much irrelevant, but they always try to push any guest character
 

Vakul

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Oh wow. No new levels, no new enemies, NO ADEQUATE CONTROLS, but - yeah, lets add some MORE attaks for than imbalance boss. Nice. Oh, yeah, we also sell our soundrack. We'll do any shit except developing a game.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
 

Zorrscha

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Oh wow. No new levels, no new enemies, NO ADEQUATE CONTROLS, but - yeah, lets add some MORE attaks for than imbalance boss. Nice. Oh, yeah, we also sell our soundrack. We'll do any shit except developing a game.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game :ROFLMAO:
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
 
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Vakul

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Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game :ROFLMAO:
Well you can do a few tries with that boss and thet come out and say how is your mood. I suspect it would be somewhat far away from what you'd expect from a porn game. Thats the problem - if I would want to suffer, I'll play dark souls. Or some rogue-like platformer from independent studio.
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
Ofc not, but is devs have additional holes in their heads, then result is predetermined. Funny thing though, same thing people said to me when I commented aassassins creed game years ago. Yet, here we are, in reality when ubisoft turned their franchise into shit.
 

furry maid

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Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game :ROFLMAO:
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
There are a line between slow development due to life or being lazy as fuck this count as the fucking latter
 

Zorrscha

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Well you can do a few tries with that boss and thet come out and say how is your mood. I suspect it would be somewhat far away from what you'd expect from a porn game. Thats the problem - if I would want to suffer, I'll play dark souls. Or some rogue-like platformer from independent studio.
I beat it on my second try, it wasn't nearly as bad as a souls game so not sure what the fuss is
 
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Vakul

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I beat it on my second try, it wasn't nearly as bad as a souls game so not sure what the fuss is
well, if you dont see any problems, then all my explanation would be just useless.
But let's try this one then:
What are your impression of control scheme? For example, default escape button is 'Z', not 'ESC'. And to do a drop attack player must press 'jump', then attack + down. And to slide player must press direction AND down AND jump. What do you think of this?
 

Zorrscha

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well, if you dont see any problems, then all my explanation would be just useless.
But let's try this one then:
What are your impression of control scheme? For example, default escape button is 'Z', not 'ESC'. And to do a drop attack player must press 'jump', then attack + down. And to slide player must press direction AND down AND jump. What do you think of this?
The jump ones for me isn't too bad but yeah I agree on the sliding one, bit annoying
 

Vakul

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The jump ones for me isn't too bad but yeah I agree on the sliding one, bit annoying
Well I tried.
That scheme needlessly overcomplicated crap. When you are airborn, it would be enough just to press 'down'. Same thing for sliding. Less buttons used = more convenient gameplay. It is not an action/rpg with 5+ special moves depending on positions and surroundings. It is a damn platformer.
Same case with those default control preset.
That things is not supercrucial ofcourse. But that little inconveniences here and there tell us, that devs didn't even try to think about gamedesign. Too much obvious mistakes. Most game engines have Control scheme presets in project settings. And even worst of the HowTo videos cover that aspect.
Again - that is not a horrific disaster, it is just a small signs. You know when some wierd people walk close to you and you can sense an awful smell and see a dark stains - you don't need to be a Sherlock to know they shit their pants.
 

LorshianGO

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Mystic Knight Maya
Pros: Game is pretty much finished, female protagonist
Cons: Human protagonist, some vore and other weird stuff

Gamer Struggles:
Pros: Cute artstyle, good scenes and gameplay, female protagonist
Cons: Game is short, still in development

Happy Heart Panic:
Pros: Male and female protagonists, lots of scenes
Cons: Lots of weird kinks, short game, still in development

Tailbound:
Pros: Finished game, nice scenes and gameplay
Cons: Only gay scenes, gameplay is not a sidescroller and is more like a zelda game
only gay scenes does not sound like a cons to me lmao
 

fluffyfox262

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May 9, 2021
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Oh wow. No new levels, no new enemies, NO ADEQUATE CONTROLS, but - yeah, lets add some MORE attaks for than imbalance boss. Nice. Oh, yeah, we also sell our soundrack. We'll do any shit except developing a game.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
It takes a second to get but its not too difficult, if anything ive always felt it could be harder because i could easily reward myself with the sex scenes. BUT i do agree with you about needing more enemys or maybe another boss fight.
 

Thassia Faune

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May 11, 2018
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The problem here is not "Oh this game is balls". No. The game is actually good
... As much as I think this game should have been a beat-em-up and not a metroidvania because the level design is so shallow and you can just past everything without any effort (Maybe because they don't want to be compared to other gay NSFW furry beat em up games)
Back when they started the project they were working really hard, doing the animations, moves, the maps, how the maps looked... They even did a Trello to organize all the ideas they had.
And then they went a little overboard
And then the guest characters appeared (hey, they need to value Patrons!)
And then the pandemic happened
And then... Bates happened.
The monthly updates went from "full new maps and enemies" to "a little tweak on something we could have finished months ago" and this is why we are so upset... Or we shouldn't, because we're not paying a single dollar to them.
And so they're going to events and so on trying to sell their game, "wasting time". Yeah, they're completely lost now, but still going on forward.
 
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