dontcarewhateverno

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I'm annoyed this is the case. You don't have to be specifically into BBC to be into Marcel.
That's just Marcel's dating strategy. Hide in the corner. Wait for some drunk girl to confess a bbc fetish. Pop out of the side of the screen horizontally = Profit. 95% of the time it works every time.
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You don't stand to face too much rejection that way. Marcel only likes a safe bet and is shy as a kitten without the good odds.:WeSmart:
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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What depth are you talking about exactly? She is one of the most inconsistent personalities in this game. She is not very smart, a hypocrite, a nagging bitch and a jealous petty cunt. A basic bitch some might say.

She constantly gives shit to Wade and belittles him about wanting to be a pro gamer or a streamer or whatever and on the same breath she is praising Ian for pursuing a career as a pro writer. On top of that she looses her shit when Wade is not happy with her wanting to be a model of all things, talking about childish and stupid career choices :KEK:

She is acting like a jealous cunt around Lena and trying to belittle her too in every chance she gets, even talks about her clothes like a prat from high school.

She fucks Ian on the street given the chance, lies about it and then hops in the sack with her photographer presumably to advance her modeling career and after all that she is still got the balls to give Wade shit about things.

She is a cunt and a whore and she belongs in the streets.
Yep, this is a porn game, thus storytelling standards cant be held that rigidly, but im always shocked to come to this thread and see walls of text dedicated to explaining why thot #1 or thot #2 is a deep character.

(And to be gender neutral, the same could be said for backstabbing slimy male friend #1 or backstabbing slimy male friend #2)

If this story resembles anyone's reality here, man, that's depressing as hell, I'm sorry for you.

About the only characters I could say nothing bad about are Wade and Holly.
 

MF_DOOM

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Yep, this is a porn game, thus storytelling standards cant be held that rigidly, but im always shocked to come to this thread and see walls of text dedicated to explaining why thot #1 or thot #2 is a deep character.

(And to be gender neutral, the same could be said for backstabbing slimy male friend #1 or backstabbing slimy male friend #2)

If this story resembles anyone's reality here, man, that's depressing as hell, I'm sorry for you.

About the only characters I could say nothing bad about are Wade and Holly.
As for video games thots, Shadowheart is the best.
 

Turret

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That's just Marcel's dating strategy. Hide in the corner. Wait for some drunk girl to confess a bbc fetish. Pop out of the side of the screen horizontally = Profit. 95% of the time it works every time.
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You don't stand to face too much rejection that way. Marcel only likes a safe bet and is shy as a kitten without the good odds.:WeSmart:
The funny stuff of your post aside, my biggest chip on the shoulder with Marcel+Lena is a) the randomness and bowing to the fetishlovers by EK and
b) Marcel should have been used as a fling, fuckdate, maybe more for "corrupted" Holly!! Marcel actually recognised Holly and is a fan of her works! It would make much more sense to have Holly+Marcel scenes than this absurd, out-of-the-blue Lena scene!
 

zoomzoomzoom

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To the people that are still looking for the android port just use JoiPlay. That app can run this game with no problems.
Idc what phone you have if my 6 year old s8 can run this yours should too.
 
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Xupuzulla

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Oh no I fell in love with my friend's girlfriend who cheated on him with me and now she's going behind my back as well, how could this have happened, she was such a nice girl I never saw her as the cheating type! :cry:
The more i think about Cindy actions on the epilogue the more i think Alison is the best canon choice for Ian.:whistle:
 

Xupuzulla

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The funny stuff of your post aside, my biggest chip on the shoulder with Marcel+Lena is a) the randomness and bowing to the fetishlovers by EK and
b) Marcel should have been used as a fling, fuckdate, maybe more for "corrupted" Holly!! Marcel actually recognised Holly and is a fan of her works! It would make much more sense to have Holly+Marcel scenes than this absurd, out-of-the-blue Lena scene!
We all want a big man Marcel-Holly the geek scene.
 

Tony Redgrave

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I know it has been said before, but as much as I love this game, the open relationship choice really irks me. It is never said, that they are only open together, just that the relationship is open. So why all the focus on ending flings or cheating.

Also I really hope next chapter we get a beard and tattoos for Ian. It is in the variables after all.
 

starkj

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Yeah, I feel you. It's a cool concept but right now I'm just trying to play all the different routes for Ian and I wish I could just skip the Lena-Parts completely, especially in all the routes where Ian has nothing much to do with her :D
I'm basically just doing the Ian routes and i make Lena lesbian pretty much every time because i dont find any of the male characters interesting.
 

dolfe67

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Delaying the inevitable break up just for the benefit of being a bro to Wade isn't the payoff players are looking for when choosing to fix Wade and Cindy's relationship, and quite frankly it seems like a waste of time if you spend 9 chapters trying ease the tension between them and get them to compromise for each other, only for Cindy to end up bending over for douchewad Axel. Feels like a big "fuck you" to those of us who put in the effort.

I'm not saying she has to reject him immediately, but one would think that if you spend that many chapters trying to fix things, then there would at least be hints that Cindy will think about her relationship with Wade and think twice about indulging Axel.
I get it's a game and you expect to change every outcomes, but realistically despite all your efforts you can't save a failing relationship. Though I'm sure your efforts will be noticed by Wade
 
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Actually including Ian for most of his routes male cast is nothing more than a garbage. Each and every one of them has at least one or two toxic traits and they live their toxic traits in extremes. It is actually sad for Baluart's women. :giggle:
 
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Tierra_Azul

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I’m pretty sure the Cindy path is just broken because EK hasn’t kept her variables in order. Or perhaps she has become so lazy that she has gone down the 1000 choices that only lead to save (kill Friend)/destroy (Save Friend) Arcadia Bay route, the epitome of lazy writing. While I can get behind that a cheater is gona cheat, I don't feel that this rule should apply to a multiple choice game.

In many western/european countries it is kinda 'common' nowadays to have sex a few times before you enter a serious relationship.
That's pretty much the entire world unless you're from some fucked up place like Afghanistan,Iran etc.... Or are you trying to tell me that casual sex don't exist in places like example Colombia, Brazil, Thailand and Japan? :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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Blurpee69

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The more i think about Cindy actions on the epilogue the more i think Alison is the best canon choice for Ian.:whistle:
Allison has been my head cannon choice for Ian almost from the start. She really only goes crazy obsessive with Ian, the biggest complaint I've seen of her character, if he teases her, but never really shut her down. On a purely romantic route with Allison, the one were a player is required to restrain themselves and occasionally not chose the lust option, I think is a pretty wholesome relationship between the two.

It's really a shame that Lena only has Ian and Holly for wholesome relationships. Stan always comes on to her like an incel and Louise is always incredibly clingy and jealous of Lena spending any amount of time with someone other than her. Emma seems to be a budding option for her, but it still only leaves Ian as the only male Lena can have a health relationship with.
 
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