v "Long story short, his girlfriend stole his phone, tricked me into believing it was him texting me, and asked me for some rather... Unflattering pictures."
v "And those pictures ended up running through high school."
lo "What kind of unflattering pictures?"
l "They involved a diaper, a pacifier, and a giant rattle!"
l "The nicknames people came up with were so funny..."
v "It was a fucking nightmare."
lo "You can't escape karma..."
l "But I was there all along with you to make it more sufferable, was I not?"
v "Yeah... If that hadn't happened, maybe we wouldn't have become friends."