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[GreenGobbo]

Long ago in the time of ancient greece shit was really boring and people just made up stories to pass the time. So instead we focus on the future because lets face it, modern day settings are boring too and space shit is really hip right now.
So you're like some guy and shit. On a station. No a ship. Yeah you're a guy on a ship. And it's filled with like chiks and stuff. But they won't let you near the rest of the crew because you're a normal guy and you have a dick and everyone is either a woman or a futa at this point so they all think you're some kind of freak of nature. Right. So you're like the only dude in the galaxy on a ship full of women and futas...
Oh! It's a travelling carnival! All the other gals there are like preformers and sideshow freaks, Yeah! And they leave you in a glass cage so people can pay to see you and be scared of the man and stuff. And umm.. there's sex... somewhere...uhhh I dunno, maybe the ship is alive and it humps an astrroid once or twice.
Yup.
Ship humps an asteroid.
The end.

 

[Meaning Less]

Russian roulette, but it's a penis

Girl vs Girl and only one of six guys is fertile?

 

[AncestralGroove]

Heres an Idea for a game
The main character wants to be someone in the real world. He has everything what he desires but one he craves more. That is to impersonate someone as he thinks that person has the perfect soul. You can picture this game in any era of Time. As a Fantasy game where magic is involved or in a futuristic setting where technology is used so there is room. Will he succeed?

 

[Jaike]

A harem game where the MC works in a travelling circus, with a lot of LIs but they're all clowns. Expect all kinds of silly pranks during sex, using hidden water squirting items close to orgasms, hand shock pranks during handholding, things like that.

The MC drives around in a clown car and as the harem expands the LIs do a clown car act whenever the car stops at a traffic light. Their life goal is to develop the biggest and most elaborate clown car act in the world.

A clown car harem game.

 

[karabiner98k]

Ok, I'm drunk now sooooooooooo I'm making it up as ai go along...

One route VN. A competent MC pretty boy starts working at the school newspaper because he comes from a family of famous investigative journalists yada yada and wants to discover one of Cthulhu's legendary artifacts. MC-kun doesn't put up with tsundere nonsense from "coworkers" and brings the verbal smackdown on some hoes, however after rejecting 3/4 of his harem everyone lowkey assumes that he must be a homosexual. Plot twist: he actually is. Despite being gay MC-kun still kinda wants biological kids one day so he forces himself to ask out the 4th girl who happens to be a flat-chested loli with short hair that he subconsciously views as a little boyo due to her being a baseball otaku, they go on a few aawkward few dates together and he wants their first time to be anal but she's really creeped out by his "random idea" and calls him a mega perv. It's like a cute 12 episodes romcom + sex.

Good ending: she meets him halfway by agreeing to doggy style, so like... he can pretend it's anal. They spend Christmas together hapilly watching fireworks and exchanging gifts or whatever Japs do.
Neutral ending: she finds out he's gay but doesn't make a big del out of it, in fact she jokes about never being able to grow out her hair now that she dates such a strange man .
Bad ending: she feels used after the doggy sex that one time and breaks up all dramatically on Christmas eve, he realizes that he loves her (non-sexually) but says a bitter goodbye in the snowy night anyway.
Bullshit magical ending that makes no sens: he uses the Ctullu artifact that he found off-scren with his journo skills to turn her into a boy. For some reason she's angry but only comedicaly angry, not angry-angry. THe artifact breaks after just one use.


wtf even is this story?

 

[eosar]

Ok, I'm drunk now sooooooooooo I'm making it up as ai go along...

One route VN. A competent MC pretty boy starts working at the school newspaper because he comes from a family of famous investigative journalists yada yada and wants to discover one of Cthulhu's legendary artifacts. MC-kun doesn't put up with tsundere nonsense from "coworkers" and brings the verbal smackdown on some hoes, however after rejecting 3/4 of his harem everyone lowkey assumes that he must be a homosexual. Plot twist: he actually is. Despite being gay MC-kun still kinda wants biological kids one day so he forces himself to ask out the 4th girl who happens to be a flat-chested loli with short hair that he subconsciously views as a little boyo due to her being a baseball otaku, they go on a few aawkward few dates together and he wants their first time to be anal but she's really creeped out by his "random idea" and calls him a mega perv. It's like a cute 12 episodes romcom + sex.

Good ending: she meets him halfway by agreeing to doggy style, so like... he can pretend it's anal. They spend Christmas together hapilly watching fireworks and exchanging gifts or whatever Japs do.
Neutral ending: she finds out he's gay but doesn't make a big del out of it, in fact she jokes about never being able to grow out her hair now that she dates such a strange man .
Bad ending: she feels used after the doggy sex that one time and breaks up all dramatically on Christmas eve, he realizes that he loves her (non-sexually) but says a bitter goodbye in the snowy night anyway.
Bullshit magical ending that makes no sens: he uses the Ctullu artifact that he found off-scren with his journo skills to turn her into a boy. For some reason she's angry but only comedicaly angry, not angry-angry. THe artifact breaks after just one use.


wtf even is this story?

You're gay. And not just because of the alcohol.
Now go forth and fuck traps!

 

[karabiner98k]

@eosar Nah, I'm technically bi even though I haven't been attracted to a man in years. 99% straight.

 

[eosar]

@eosar Nah, I'm technically bi even though I haven't been attracted to a man in years. 99% straight.

Then i'd guess, that 1% came out while you were drunk and its first demand was to poke some traps?

 

[Robwood]

Guys, this is an amazing idea!

You play as a woman MC who's mission is to fuck her family! Mom, dad, brother, aunt, uncle, cousins...no one is off limits! And thanks to her hot sexy body, she gets to skip 90% of the build up and spend more time loving her family. She doesn't care about all of that romance nonsense; she just wants dick and pussy! Best of all, despite her lecherous ways, when everyone finds out that she's cheating on them, she's treated as The Woman rather than a slut or whore. The game ends with a family orgy where she's the center of attention and everyone lives happily ever after!

 

[GreenGobbo]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the latest in my long line of shitty game ideas;
BEHOLD! THE DAWN OF.......

SOGGY TOAST SIMULATOR: VR
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As the name implies, you play as a freshly scorched piece of toast. By flailing around your occulus raft joypads awkwardly in what to others would appear to be the latest and lamest ritualistic mating dance of low sub tiktokers, or a really inappropriate impersonation of someone suffering a siezure, you can control your toasty body and fight against the kind of physics not seen since Goat Simulator, all while you attempt to find a wayw to strip an unsuspecting step-landlady of her mom-jeans and dive into her ... toilet. Dive into her toilet. This is soggy toast simulator, not bread slice the rape-man. So yeah. Pick up your copy up today, and go flush yourself. And don't forget to grab the basement and attic expansion pack so you can get 2 extra floors to go flopping around in, on your hunt to get rrally wet

 

[Johnson_Carl]

This is a very genius idea. If you use my idea I can guarantee in 5 years you'll be standing in the oscars next to Quentin Tarantino himself. Just pay me $100.000 first. Basically you play as a white man getting isekai'd into a fantasy world. You become the fantasy world's most powerful wizard and you have to make a choice between siding with the slavery rebellion or maintain the fantasy world's status quo.

Spoiler: Join the Rebellion Route

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Spoiler: Keep the Status Quo Route

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But one day you died in that fantasy world and gets transported again to our world. You got reincarnated as your old self but you realized that some year has passed. You look behind and sees that what you're seeing is being broadcasted to the whole world by a mysterious magic. You are now powerless.

Spoiler: Rebellion route

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THE END
p.s I wanted to add another layer but it's already very long

(This idea is brought to you by all the shitty ass isekai manga with modern protagonist and slaver fantasy.)

 

[VirtualMantis]

You get isekai'd into a world where you can genderbend at will, and you use it to fuck everyone around you. But everyone you want to have sex with sounds like Foghorn Leghorn

 

[someonebody42]

sypical sex and violence rpg
focused on recruitment or something
but its notjust furries its traight up D&D monster manual, with some humanoids and a bunch of way weirder stuff
OR
stead of small party focus its macro scale tactical-logistical and whatever areas you conquer/integrate unlocks new sexy stuff
OR
the war is a big randomly progressing overhead thing and you act like real world "adventurers" and are basically war profiteers, mercs or merchants or clean up crews that deal with everything the crawling tide of the front line leaves in its wake. your main opponents are other people cutting into your profits by doing the same thing you are THOSE DICKS!!

 

[someonebody42]

Meth is a big problem in trailer parks, and methheads are not sexy.

neither are ugly bastards but people still want to watch them fuck somehow.
blackmail or bribery or something
methhead chick literally dying of witrhdrawl and youv got moneyh, an instant anime romance classic
or you could not be a garbage human being

 

[Jash83]

neither are ugly bastards but people still want to watch them fuck somehow.

Yes, but the point of Ugly Bastard porn is to increase the sense of misogynistic degradation. If raping a girl is degrading, then her being raped by a guy she'd never even slightly consider having sex with normally is twice as degrading, which is the entire point. That's why the protagonists in these kinds of games are usually not only ugly and unpleasant but also complete losers until they get their hands on a hypnosis app or whatever.

 

[Deleted member 440241]

Recaptured Youth

You play as the animal mascot of a magical girl story. Something has been turning the young men of a small town into monsters, and being a little late to arrive the young women have fled the town or are already captured by the monsters. So instead you make a contract (the fun way) with the various MILFs and GILFs of the town. Imbued with magical powers their wrinkles fade away and excess fat slides right off of them leaving behind a small army of curvy cougars with all the energy they need to "extract" the monster essence infecting the boys.

 

[Hexxet]

An actual Isekai game .
I mean there is a fuck ton of anime out there but barely any games (I know of).
Also with some badass powers given to you when entering this world, you can make such a game lewd pretty quick.
Also, the harem theme is strong with Isekai. So perfect for an ero game, no?
Also, a char creation screen would make sense for the first time in history as part of the game itself XD

 

[someonebody42]

An actual Isekai game .
I mean there is a fuck ton of anime out there but barely any games (I know of).
Also with some badass powers given to you when entering this world, you can make such a game lewd pretty quick.
Also, the harem theme is strong with Isekai. So perfect for an ero game, no?
Also, a char creation screen would make sense for the first time in history as part of the game itself XD

so god damn many are isekai. i keep looking for fantasy games and 60% of the time it turns out that your from another world and that couldnt matter in the least outside of self insert puproses and explaining why you didnt know about that characters power/your next power untill it is sudenly important to the plot that stuff changes and the writer cant thing of an uncontrived way to do that so new power.

 

[InDarkLove]

A heavily full family NTR focused game, but with only iconic characters like all heroes or famous figures from comics, superheroes films, movies, animes and\or classic video games.

However, the true villains , enemies and bosses from this game will be lethal flesh-eating alien monsters from the movie 'The Thing' (1982) or 'The Blob' (1988) giving extremely horror vibe into the progress of the game too. Very nasty & paranoic stuff. None is safe.

 

[RossoX]

A heavily full family NTR focused game, but with only iconic characters like all heroes or famous figures from comics, superheroes films, movies, animes and\or classic video games.

However, the true villains , enemies and bosses from this game will be lethal flesh-eating alien monsters from the movie 'The Thing' (1982) or 'The Blob' (1988) giving extremely horror vibe into the progress of the game too. Very nasty & paranoic stuff. None is safe.

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So when do you start working on this game?